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• A flat of beer. He really does read the letters you send him! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:26, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
  • A flat beer. You're absolutely right, he does read the letters! sirsysrq @ 05:06 Dec 28
• A bunch of shit. Literally, he shat in my stocking. Either he was drunk, my toilet is broken, or I've been really bad. Probably all three. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 19:01, Dec. 25, 2008
• A piece of paper with "€25" on it, though it wasn't a banknote or anything, just a really bad joke. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 19:15, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
• His sexy body. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:47, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
• Nothing. I don't know nothing 23:37, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
• Santa touched me - I don't know if that qualifys as a present--Sycamore (Talk) 10:03, 26 December 2008 (UTC)
• I got the opportunity to dress as Santa and touch Sycamore blame free. Joy to the world! -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:11, 26 Dec
• A bunch of huge lumps of coal, which was actually exactly what I asked for. Now I can heat my house! Huzzah! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:20, Dec 26
• A copy of Starcraft 2.
  • A Two-pin Video Card.
    • Three Cosplay hotties
      • Four Barrels of Crude Sweet Oil
        • Five MrN is gay
          • Vat of 6-(2-aminopropyl)-5-methoxy-2,2-dimethyl-2,3-dihydrobenzofuran.
            • 7.1 Surround Sound System
              • 8 Burger King Whoppers
                • 9 GOLDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN RIIIIIIIIIIINGS!
                  • A subscription to The Erotic Network.
                    • A guitar with volume up to 11.
                      • 12 thousand Wii points.

- Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 01:41, 27 December 2008 (UTC)

I knew MrN was gay. "Checking your prostate for cancer", my ass! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:47, 27 December 2008 (UTC)

• A pantsy piece of glorious wank, some Christmas presents and a fresh fucker. Seriously, it was not used. ---- Style  Guide 11:19, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
• Coca cola. -- 15Mickey20 (Ho ho ho to Mickey)  13:07, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
• One of those new-fangled "mp3 players". • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 20:12, Dec 27
• A Betatape player. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 20:16, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
• Moar dildos. sirsysrq @ 04:01 Dec 28
• AIDS. --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 04:36, 28 December 2008 (UTC)
• ONE OF THOSE DAMN STUBBY PENCILS FROM IKEA. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 04:42, 28 December 2008 (UTC)
• My long, lost penis. God, how I've missed it. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 08:05, 28 December 2008 (UTC)
• You know what I got for Christmas this year? It was a banner fuckin' year at the old Bender family! I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said "Hey! Smoke up Johnny!" John Bender 09:57, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
• My cousin is lucky he got a banhammer for X-mas--Gelert 02:10, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
• I dunno about Santa but my parents hired me an underage rent boy. He was just laying naked at the bottom of my bed when I woke up; naked except for a ribbon tied into a bow. Sir Orian57~Christmas!~Talk 02:21 31 December 2008
  • Damn it, they told me he was 18, that's why i gave a dollar. Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (15:54 01-2-2009)
• Plutonium for my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator kit.  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 21:54, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Can you generate the 1.21 gigawatts you need, now? - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 14:27, Jan 2
    • I don't ever remember an explosive space modulator. Just a flammable one. Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (15:54 01-2-2009)
• <insert absurd Christmas present here> Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (16:09 01-2-2009)
  • Where? There? Eww. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:13, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
    • No, there. Over there by the Adult Video Awards trophy. Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (17:50 01-3-2009)
• The most horrifying thing I have ever seen. That big shiny picture is staying in my closet for good.
• Four tildes so I can sign a post for someone. I guess I haven't done enough on Uncyclopedia this year. VT 16:53, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
• Peace on Earth. I didn't want it though. I had asked for Grand Theft Auto 3. I told Santa to keep his friggin' peace on earth. --THE 20:32, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
• GTA4 (haha THE) and Scene It? LCA. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 12:56, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
• He got me some Wind up doll. I told the dumbass to get me Resistance 2.--BOMB 15:42, 5 January 2009 (UTC)