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March of the Sluts!

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The comprehensive in the title means it contains every name in the top 1000 most linked pages. If I missed anyone out or stuffed anything up, feel free to start a flamewar on my talk page.

Bold = admin, Italic = welcoming committee member

1. Mhaille ‎(4,604 links)
2. Benson ‎(2,765 links)
3. Tom mayfair ‎(2,600 links)
4. Todd Lyons ‎(2,585 links)
5. Zombiebaron ‎(2,281 links)
6. Codeine ‎(1,857 links)
7. Insineratehymn ‎(1,737 links)
8. Braydie ‎(1,658 links)
9. Tompkins ‎(1,437 links)
10. Mordillo ‎(1,153 links)
11. Hinoa ‎(1,128 links) (including links to old user page)
12. Modusoperandi ‎(1,000 links)
13. Rcmurphy ‎(970 links)
14. Bradaphraser ‎(929 links)
15. Splaka ‎(857 links)
16. Nintendorulez ‎(809 links)
17. Hindleyite ‎(792 links)
18. Famine ‎(785 links)
19. MoneySign ‎(671 links)
20. Savethemooses ‎(646 links)
21. Tooltroll ‎(623 links)
22. Spang ‎(598 links)
23. Ghelae ‎(578 links)
24. Zim ulator ‎(571 links)
25. Chronarion ‎(509 links)
26. Crazyswordsman ‎(501 links)
27. Hrodulf ‎(497 links)
28. Rataube ‎(479 links)
29. Keitei ‎(472 links)
30. Carlb ‎(463 links)
31. Squiggle ‎(462 links) (including links to old user page)
32. Dawg ‎(452 links)
33. Elvis ‎(440 links)
34. Isra1337 ‎(436 links)
35. David Gerard ‎(433 links)
36. Gwax ‎(428 links)
37. Some user ‎(411 links)
38. Witt E, ‎(397 links)
39. Nerd42 ‎(389 links)
40. Sikon ‎(387 links)
41. OsirisX ‎(374 links)
42. One-eyed Jack ‎(370 links)
43. RadicalX ‎(360 links)
44. DiZ ‎(346 links)
45. Sir Cornbread ‎(340 links)
46. Hardwick Fundlebuggy ‎(338 links)
47. Orion Blastar ‎(328 links)
48. ENeGMA ‎(328 links)
49. NeedABrain ‎(320 links)
50. Flammable ‎(319 links)
51. Nytrospawn ‎(312 links)
52. Electrified mocha chinchilla ‎(299 links)
53. Sannse ‎(288 links)
54. Goshzilla ‎(239 links)
55. Procopius ‎(238 links)
56. Kaizer the Bjorn ‎(233 links)
57. Imrealized ‎(230 links)
58. Severian ‎(228 links)
59. AAA! ‎(224 links)
60. Cainad ‎(222 links)
61. King In Yellow ‎(214 links)
62. Kjhf ‎(213 links)
63. The Bard ‎(209 links)
64. Silent Penguin ‎(209 links)
65. Rangeley ‎(208 links)
66. Spintherism ‎(207 links)
67. Mowgli ‎(206 links)
68. Cs1987 ‎(205 links)
69. 02barryc ‎(198 links)
70. Lenoxus ‎(194 links)
71. Jack mort ‎(194 links)
72. Paulgb ‎(189 links)
73. Olipro ‎(179 links)
74. SonicChao ‎(175 links)
75. Insertwackynamehere ‎(175 links)
76. Anyone ‎(175 links)
77. Whywhywhy ‎(174 links)
78. Czar Yah ‎(174 links)
79. Algorithm ‎(174 links)
80. Mr. Briggs Inc. ‎(173 links)
81. Zork Implementor L ‎(170 links)
82. Jamtrousers ‎(169 links)
83. Col.swordman ‎(167 links)
84. Jocke Pirat ‎(165 links)
85. SimulacrumCaputosis ‎(164 links)
86. BobBobBob ‎(164 links)
87. Composure1 ‎(160 links)
88. EvilZak ‎(159 links)

Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:15, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

Eleventh? That's ridiculous. It's not even funny. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for trouble • make it double? 03:19, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

At an even thousand I don't know whether to be amused or depressed. I think I'll go outside. Maybe take a walk...see those things out there. What do you call them? Ah, "people". --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:26, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

Peo-ple? What on earth are you talking about? Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:29, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

I'll be beating Chron by the next slut list. Is he even around anymore? --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 03:33, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

Chron made about 10 contributions this January, but none since. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:35, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

Two hundred and twenty-two? I am one-third Satan, it seems. --»The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 03:46, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

I'm down from last month. Must work harder... starting with this pointless comment that only serves as another link to my userpage. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:39, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

I made the list for the first time. I like how I've written almost as many articles as I've made posts. A 143/160 ratio is nice, eh. --Composure1 04:43, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

I seriously thought WTF when you said you had written 143 articles, then I realised 137 were UnNews. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:03, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

Hey, don't be dissing UnNews! A well written UnNews story is just as good as a well written not-UnNews page. My little UnNews stories come home from school crying their little eyes out everyday because of attitudes like that! "My mainspage page can beat up your UnNews story." the other pages say to them on the playground, and frankly I'm sick of it. "Where are the parents?", I say. But the wind fails to reply. Damn wind. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:12, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

Actually, I wasn't intending to dis UnNews. It would be amazing if someone wrote 143 mainspace articles though. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:18, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

/me helps you up. Sorry. I got a bit heated there. I still have issues from back when people would vote against UnNews on VFH simply because they were UnNews.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:21, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

Lo, for Benson has now reached number 2 on the slut list. He is now only one step away from being the most linked user on ALL of Uncyclopedia! --General Insineratehymn 22:11, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

Come get some! -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

One step... and 1,839 links away. Somehow, I'm not sure even Benson is quite that slutty. Of course, I am almost definitely wrong about that. --»The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 02:05, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

I don't even want to think about what'll happen when people start comparing edit counts. Will there be an insulting term for a user with a high edit count too? Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 05:11, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

You mean like my 10,766 edits? Bow before my nerdity!--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:14, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

"People who don't know how to use the preview button"? • Spang • ☃ • talk • 05:43, 3 Mar 2007

"Hopelessly neurotic tweakers" --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:45, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

The weird thing, is they do it at Wikipeida, the place where it shouldn't happen. More and more, I see that Wikipedians really are what we pretend them to be, and the nice people hang out here. That's why I've become an Uncyclopedian full time now (when I'm not working on my own Wiki). --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 06:37, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

Yeh, I made one edit one wikipedia (same username, natch) and it was considered was considered prejudicial as "intent to discredit". Pricks. When you get a hold of a brochure of a faith healer promising to heal cancer and AIDS, it's not prejudicial (I don't have to prove that he doesn't do it; he has to prove that he does). Other than that I mostly just hung around the homeopathy talkpage pointing out that anecdotal evidence is not real evidence. But I digress. Y'know, back when I was in gradeschool, "working on my own Wiki" was a euphemism for masturbation. I'm just sayin'.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:04, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

At my old school, "I'm just sayin'" was a euphemism for masturbation. As a matter of fact, just about anything was. Especially saying "I digress." My god, I hated middle school... --»The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 08:12, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

41st is where it's at people. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 11:26, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

44, biotch! All thanks to my favorite spammable reptile. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 17:36, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

You got a long way to go before you catch up to us BENSONites, as BENSON is still number two. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 18:50, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

do you mean benson is number two like, "I just did a benson and it won't flush"? - jack mort | cunt | talk - 20:07, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

• Still Alive --Nytrospawn 21:18, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

• Words simply cannot convery the honor it is to be Slut # 69. — Lenoxus 23:03, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Still hanging in the top 40, sweet. --Sir gwax (talk) 14:57, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

Sweet, I'm 59. --AAA! (AAAA) 00:04, 22 March 2007 (UTC)

The list will have changed a fair bit since the beginning of March. I might have even squeezed my way into the top 40 by now. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:04, 22 March 2007 (UTC)

I'm always the twentieth-sluttiest in everything. » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 07:12, 23 March 2007 (UTC)