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...of laughter! Keep up the good work Uncyclopedia. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 15:46, Nov. 3, 2010

*eats Kipp's brain* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101103 - 18:36 (UTC)

Assholes, the both of you. When I saw Lyrithya's name on this under recent changes I actually worried. You should both officially off yourselves now, have your next of kin post pictures of the carnage, and we can have a caption contest. Aleister 18:42 3 11

And Kip, where's your great Halloween signature. Please use that all year around. Well, maybe not, but it's good to see sometimes. Here, I'll bring out my spooky signature. ~   couple of minutes later

We're all dying, though. Every minute of every day, we die. With every particle that interacts, the entropy within our bodies rises and the more we fall apart... ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101103 - 18:55 (UTC)

Let's add some headers!

I know you do but what am I? Aleister 19:09 3 11

A fish? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101103 - 19:11 (UTC)

How does a fish use a keyboard? If a million fish flopped around on a million keyboards, how long would it take them to type "I know you do but what am I?"? If a goldfish is swimming to the right side of the tank at 3.5 kph and a clownfish is swimming to the left side at 2.1 kph, how long will it take before the owner realizes they have a freshwater and saltwater fish in the same aquarium? ◄► Tephra ◄► 21:06, November 3, 2010 (UTC)

Actually, a fish could probably use a keyboard better than I could use a keyboard while eating a giant cupcake with chopsticks, but that is neither here nor there. Since when are keyboards the only way to type? And that would be when Jupiter is at zenith. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101103 - 22:00 (UTC)

Would you eat a giant chopstick with a cupcake that is both here and there? Or in a house with a mouse? When Jupiter is at nadir? ◄► Tephra ◄► 22:12, November 3, 2010 (UTC)

Naw, but the badgers are insisting that they speak with you directly. Normally I'd be all for that, but, ah... they also seem to want into your trousers. I'd be concerned, were I you. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101103 - 23:21 (UTC)

I'm being badgered by badgers!? After I wrote a nice article for them too... you just can't trust anyone these days. ◄► Tephra ◄► 15:30, November 4, 2010 (UTC)

Better than being a dead horse and being beaten with another dead horse... and nope, no you cannot. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101104 - 15:38 (UTC)

I also got worried at seeing Lyrithya's name as the last contributor. Is it contagious? -- Style  Guide 07:30, November 8, 2010 (UTC)

Buh? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101108 - 13:29 (UTC)

If I may just refer to a previous comment: "Assholes, the both of you. When I saw Lyrithya's name on this under recent changes I actually worried." And now you got me worried all over again, for the same reason. Please cut short this vicious circle and quit adding to this! -- Style  Guide 09:09, November 9, 2010 (UTC)

Why do you care? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101109 - 16:04 (UTC)

I don't care, but seeing your name as the latest contributor in this forum makes me worried. -- Style  Guide 18:02, November 9, 2010 (UTC)

Why? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101111 - 03:43 (UTC)

Because I jumped into a bandwagon with that thingy. And now I'm worried again. -- Style  Guide 18:25, November 11, 2010 (UTC)

Neat. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101111 - 19:33 (UTC)

Don't intend to knock your name off, Lyrithya, but I'd just like to point out that there is a last word cycle going on here. That said, carry on. ◄► Tephra ◄► 20:29, November 11, 2010 (UTC)

A what? Do explain... ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101111 - 20:34 (UTC)

PENISPENISPENIS

PENISPENISPENIS

-- |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill | 23:26, November 11, 2010 (UTC)

No there isn't, he's just trying to fool you into adding to this useless thread. -- Style  Guide 14:24, November 12, 2010 (UTC)

Joe already ruined it. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101112 - 14:26 (UTC)

How? I don't get it. -- Style  Guide 07:52, November 14, 2010 (UTC)

He ruined the page. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101114 - 14:57 (UTC)

Let's fuck him up. -- Style  Guide 19:44, November 14, 2010 (UTC)

Okay. How? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101114 - 20:12 (UTC)

Let's make him join Uncyclopedia! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:27, November 15, 2010 (UTC)

What, again? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101115 - 02:24 (UTC)

We can if Modus first buns him. Bun him, Modus! The rejoining was your idea! -- Style  Guide 08:44, November 15, 2010 (UTC)

I was born with joined buns. It made it hard to ride a bicycle. I'd get on and just slide right off the other side. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:04, November 15, 2010 (UTC)

Are you a cartoon character by any chance? -- Style  Guide 13:46, November 15, 2010 (UTC)

Just the interesting parts of me. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:29, November 15, 2010 (UTC)

Which would those be? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101115 - 19:41 (UTC)

A header!!

Some things are better left unknown... ◄► Tephra ◄► 01:22, November 16, 2010 (UTC)

Like impossible sofas? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101116 - 01:26 (UTC)

I think he means unimag... unimam... those. But hey

When does Mopedandy bun the dude?

We will have a hard time making Joe rejoin Uncyclopedia if he never gets kicked out. -- Style  Guide 05:54, November 16, 2010 (UTC)

What if he does, though? How easy would it be then? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101116 - 06:32 (UTC)

In that case, I say let it go. We cannot be everywhere at once. Live and let live. A stone in the hand is better than whatever it is wherever it was. -- Style  Guide 14:40, November 16, 2010 (UTC)

I know who the killer is! Multiliteralist did it in the forum with a stone in the hand. ◄► Tephra ◄► 21:00, November 16, 2010 (UTC)

The stone is not a valid weapon in this game. It says so in the rules. Have you seen the rules? I went off looking for them a month ago and got lost. --Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 20:32, November 17, 2010 (UTC)

Did you get lost in them, or looking for them? Or both? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101118 - 00:14 (UTC)

I looked for rules once, then I found a slide rule. I was like, what the @#$% is this thing? It looks suspiciously like 1960! Anyway, it wasn't what I wanted, so I kept looking until I found Fidel Castro, he was all, "No, I'm not the rules, I'm the ruler! I make the rules!" Sure enough, he made a good ruler, after I beat him over the head with the slide rule and drew little black marks along his body, I discovered my car was exactly 2.16 Fidels long. After that, he resigned as a ruler... I guess it was my fault. The moral here is don't look for the rules, or something... I'm not sure exactly... ◄► Tephra ◄► 06:05, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

Careful... morals are what get people killed. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101118 - 06:17 (UTC)

I think immorality can do the same if you try hard enough. You don't have to follow the moral of a story just because it has one though, unless the moral tells you to give me all your money. ◄► Tephra ◄► 06:37, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

If the moral had a gun, would you do what it said? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101119 - 04:11 (UTC)

Depends. If the gun is loaded with water, nerf darts, rubber BBs, or caps, then no. ◄► Tephra ◄► 19:19, November 19, 2010 (UTC)

Nuclear waste? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101120 - 21:50 (UTC)

I gotta tell ya this secret

I'm dyin'. --Roman Dog Bird 19:44, November 19, 2010 (UTC)

My condolences to you and your family. Today Uncy lost one of her best users. We will always remember you. May your heart will fly in heaven --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 19:53, November 19, 2010 (UTC)

Who? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101119 - 20:33 (UTC)

Roman Dog Bird of course. Haven't you heard the news? He's dying. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 20:36, November 19, 2010 (UTC)

Who's that? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101119 - 20:39 (UTC)

You know...that guy...Roman Dog Bird --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 20:41, November 19, 2010 (UTC)

Who? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101119 - 20:56 (UTC)

Alright, alright. Nobody died. Are you happy now? --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 09:25, November 20, 2010 (UTC)

No. Besides, how can you say that? Have you any idea how many people die each hour? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101120 - 17:44 (UTC)

2 people die per second. And 1 is born. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 17:46, November 20, 2010 (UTC)

No wait, 1 dies and 2 born --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 17:51, November 20, 2010 (UTC)

Oh? That all? You sure? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101120 - 17:58 (UTC)

Yep. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 10:03, November 21, 2010 (UTC)

Oh. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101121 - 16:55 (UTC)

True story M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 16:58, November 21, 2010 (UTC)

One dies and two are born per mibute. I was wrong. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 17:18, November 21, 2010 (UTC)

That's, what, sixty seponds? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:52, November 21, 2010 (UTC)

Any relation to sepocken? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101121 - 20:25 (UTC)

Who's sepocken? --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 15:37, November 23, 2010 (UTC)

Or, perhaps, what... questions, questions... ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101123 - 16:30 (UTC)

Questions, questions... why are you so upset? Maybe because you CAN'T ANSWER THEM? Thank you. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 16:35, November 23, 2010 (UTC)

Huh? The only thing overly upset about me is my stomach right now, and I blame that apple I ate... ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101123 - 16:45 (UTC)

Bless you apple Ohh poor Lyrithya. What a bad apple right? Don't worry, I'll punish it. Bad apple! Bad apple! --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 17:01, November 23, 2010 (UTC)

Eh, it was just apples... I think the problem is actually all that popcorn I ate. Adding the apples was most unwise. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101123 - 17:06 (UTC)

Do you want me to punish the popcorn too? --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 17:08, November 23, 2010 (UTC)

Naw... just tell me where my slave got to? Where'd he go, eh? Do you know? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101123 - 17:09 (UTC)

My condoms to you and your family

Your slave?Mmm...which one? --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 17:13, November 23, 2010 (UTC)

Socky... he's my slave, dontcha know? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101123 - 21:16 (UTC)

Do you want me to bring him here? --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 16:03, November 24, 2010 (UTC)

Did I hear someone call my name? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:05, 24 November 2010

The majesty wants you dead. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 16:17, November 24, 2010 (UTC)

Like magic... eh, no, I don't want you dead... I want you to put your vote back, you know the one... I'm fixing the article, dammit... ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101124 - 16:23 (UTC)

Who said you're the majesty? --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 16:25, November 24, 2010 (UTC)

Momo, don't insult her majesty, great and luscious mistress Lyrithya. It's rude. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:28, 24 November 2010

I'm sorry. I hadn't realize that I was talking to queen Lyrithya. (By the way my name is mimo, not momo. WHY IS EVERYONE CALLING ME MOMO?) --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 16:31, November 24, 2010 (UTC)

Probably some popular culture reference neither of us are getting, or some such... but apology accepted, Mimo&maxus. We all make mistakes from time to time... a proper majesty realises this, of course. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101124 - 16:34 (UTC)