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How does one become a Admin here ? Once I move here, is it automatic or what do I have to do to be a Admin ? 205.240.146.224 06:25, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

You just disqualified yourself. Sorry. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 06:26, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

^BURN!^ - Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums^{[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!]} 06:31, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

Registering as a user usually helps. ---Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 11:09, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

Having no sense of humor is always good. A brutal amount of cynicism is a plus though! Mr. Briggs Inc. 13:34, 25 February 2007 (UTC) Eh?

Unfortunately, Uncyclopedia canon dictates that any aspiring Admin must identify themselves as wanting to be an Admin, in compliance with English grammar. Asking to be a Admin results in an immediate deduction of 12 points, and being an unregistered IP automatically results in a further deduction of infinite points. --»The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 18:32, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

Based on his superb edits to Soylent Green I think this person should really be fast-tracked to admin status. --Composure1 22:10, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

First, you must enter the room of the three BENSONs, then, you must smash the right BENSON to get the key to open the door. Here, you may take the elevator to the dramatica observatory, or cross the pit of the grue. Once there, you must find the box of Uncyclopedios. After eating the Uncyclopedios without milk, you must find the prize in the box, which will be a EuroiPod. Play Canadian Idiot at the next door, where it will open. Then, you have the opportunity to sit on the throne of LOL, where you must assemble a small 500 piece statue of an Ouroboro and place it on top of the throne. A ladder will lower where you could either swim in the pit of lost users to find the carlow crab, or race up to the ministry of love, where you must complain to an admin about Nintendorulez's banning. At any rate, the door will open, and then and only then you will win a prize of becoming an admin. The choices are yours, and you must execute them in the alloted 45 second time period. Good luck. --~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

01:14, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

Thanks, Olmec! So, Blue Barracudas, are you ready?!? -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 03:39, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

But he forgot to mention the guards... User:KWild/sig 03:54, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

After even the residual remnants of the baseless superiority complex' that have fed your egocentric being for just around the last 16 years have subsided, having been bombarded with numerous instances of the little factoid that, in reality, you will amount to absolutely nothing special and are no more than the equivalent to a trivially small quantum-dot in the fabric of existence. And after you have acknowledged this fact that you are an uninteresting expendable waste of time, only then will you be ready to start contemplating the notion that adminship may be for you. For this is the only ranking position you will ever hold ,in which you will ever be able to exercise you fetish needs for feeling like the ruthless and powerful dictator as you once imagined yourself to be. Being a vicious sadist helps to of course. -- Vosnul 19:23, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

What is it with the constant stream of noobs asking "how can I be admin"? Sure, person we've never met before, here, have the authority to delete and protect pages. We trust you. Sheesh. I reiterate my usual answer to this question: You don't. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 09:40, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

Drats. Not to sound overly sulkish, but that sure kicked the legs from underneath my carefully constructed plans for world domination. Three months of painstaking plotting and drawing neat graphs, all in vain :( Oh well, time for plan B. Anyone got a spare modem cable, a small troop of trained armadillos and the home phone number of Bin Laden's personal secretary available, perchance? I'd be ever so grateful. -- Dutchy 09:51, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

Here you go, Duchy. And dammit! I got to the EuroIpod part but I couldn't get the newfangled thing to work, stupid instructions were in European! Mr. Briggs Inc. 12:05, 26 February 2007 (UTC) Eh?

Oooh, much obliged! Now it's just a matter of waiting until hell freezes over and I'll be off!! Mwuahahahaha!!! You all might want to start practising speaking Dutch. On that note, do we already have a page on How to: achieve world domination? (note to self: don't wear out your own joke too much, it is running thin)-- Dutchy 12:35, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

The Two Rules of Adminship

There are two rules towards being an admin, not just here, but anywhere else. They are:

1. Do not ask to be an admin.
2. Do not ask to not be an admin (it's a trap).

Any questions? —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for trouble • make it double? 17:52, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

I thought they were....

1. You do not talk about Adminship
2. You do not talk about Adminship

Of course, I'm no admin, so this is just my guess. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 19:03, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

Really? I heard.....

1. Be cynical and not really funny
2. Be a dick

Yeah, yeah, I need new material. -- Mr. Briggs Inc. 21:02, 28 February 2007 (UTC) Eh?

The admins own a ship? (Yeah, I need new material too...) -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:53, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

You have to summon an admin from hell: HowTo:Become an Admin.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 08:38, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

Heres how I became an admin ->

1. Wait for impending vandalocalypse
2. Do nothing afterwards

--Nytrospawn 21:24, 3 March 2007 (UTC)