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srlsly, i dun no --» >UF|TLK|▋» 23:14, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

Just have one of these new Slimfast shakes for breakfast, one for lunch, then gorge yourself stupid at teatime until fat again. There's nothing more traditionally diety than that. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:19, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

I lol'd. —Braydie 23:22, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

You have to be BENSON. You're not Him, so therefore, you're not a diety. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 00:52, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

You have to not be BENSON, but an admin, God, or Ouroboros. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

You can't be a diety if you are BENSON. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Lies and you know it. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 10:27, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

The truth. Admins are pretty much gods here, God, well, is a diety, and OUROBOROS IS THE DIETY THATM IS POWERFUL! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Admins, I can agree with you on. But Ouroboros is so damn boring and he has a name that's so damn boring and, well, it doesn't have the mystique BENSON has. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 22:03, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

BENSON is a fake. Benson is the real one anyway. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

There's a difference between BENSON and User:BENSON. User:BENSON's name can never be said in ALL CAPS. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 01:25, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

In order to be diety, you need to eat lots of fruits and vegetables, drink plenty of water, and get at least one hour of exercise a day. That is the perfect path to diety. --General Insineratehymn 02:48, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

Sorry but SBU said it better. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 02:52, 04 June 2007

At least mine is of a more sane nature. --General Insineratehymn 02:53, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

Eating fruit and vegetables, drinking water and exercising doesn't sound sane (or realistic) to me! :P ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 02:54, 04 June 2007

Yeah, you're one of those propaganda people from the government, aren't you? Your sort are the ones always trying to tell me that throwing up after meals isn't natural. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 11:05, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

It isn't. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Isn't it? /me desperately tries to be un-sick. –—Hv (talk) 4/06 14:40

Throwing up after meals is a bad idea. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Throwing up during meals is a worse idea. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:42, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

To be a diety? I can't tell you that. Beyond mortal comprehension. However, I can tell you that those who just made lists of Uncyc deities without including me will be subject to a smiting. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 16:25, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

The dieties are Admins, FLUFFY, Not BENSON, God, and OUROBOROS!!! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 22:17, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

“The dieties are ... God, and OUROBOROS!!!”

~ Uncyclopedian on blasphemy

Get him Diz!!! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 03:33, 06 June 2007

Go fuck yourself DiZ!!! --General Insineratehymn 03:34, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

insinerate, for god's sake, shut the fuck up about diz already, the guy's suffered enough --» >UF|TLK|▋» 17:03, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

DiZ is doing the same things old Ninnie did and is getting away with it. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 00:00, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

truth is that nintendorulez was a cockend, and complained about everything... diz just whores his stupid religion --» >UF|TLK|▋» 17:15, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

And what of Talk:Contents? --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 22:51, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

To becomed diety

You must enter the soul of this woman: -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 01:17, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

You've made me cry, Moosey. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel  [scream!] 01:19, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

Y'know, Jabba the Hut is looking pretty trim these days. He must be working out. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:15, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

That's worth a potatochop. Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 17:07, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

No, not really. Too creepy. Plus, the Hutt estate would put out a hit on the creator...twenty-five years later Lucas would reimagine it. Bad vibes, man. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:41, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

woah, wait... stm has a fetish for fat people? --» >UF|TLK|▋» 17:05, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

I can enter that woman, but not her soul... --Emmzee 12:28, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

also, very lame pictures

did that in about a minute... so of course it sucks --» >UF|TLK|▋» 17:05, 6 June 2007 (UTC) PS: benson version coming soon

No, I think that's perfect. --General Insineratehymn 00:03, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

???

Did you read DiZ's forum thing on becoming a diety? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 16:23, 9 June 2007 (UTC)