Forum:Too many religions and legions and such

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Ok, before anyone gets pissy, this is not an Ouroboros forum, or a "Benson sucks! forum", so relax. This is about my concern over the state of Uncyclopedia alliances. Now, Uncyc, especially in the Forums, has always been a place of war, of conflict, and differing beliefs, of squads and guilds and armies galore, but I think when we have a situation on our hands. Currently, there are five main groups vying for control of Benson's House of Pancakes:

• The Bensonites, who are currently in full control of BHOP, though sources warn that their power is waning
• The United Orthodox Church of Ouroboros, who are lying low for the sake of preserving our sanity
• Lord Fluffy and his assorted minions, don't know what the hell is going on there...
• The Grue Army, relative newcomers onto the scene, but rising in the ranks as we speak
• And now, Tortilla The Hun; possibly a troll, possibly insane, probably both

Now, I for one, have always believed in competition and the spirit of capitalism. Only through vicious rivalry and hatred can any group hope to circumvent their weaknesses and rise victorious over the rest. But I must warn all noobs: before you think about starting a new legion to follow in your name, some glorious army to spread your beliefs throughout the land: STOP. THINK. DON'T DO IT.

I know the idea of starting your own church and commanding a military of half-hearted Unyclopedia users sounds great, but it's been done before. Don't be an idiot. You know not the consequences of maintaining an army or religion of your own. Intolerance, persecution, exile...if you are not careful, all these things will come to pass during your short time here. Do not become another (tohsrewoP). Know your place, cultivate your strengths, and grow in numbers. Then, when the time is ripe, you strike. And we, the collective axis of BHOP, shall be waiting with open arms and closed fists, to defend our beliefs and our home. This is not a warning to any one person, or any one group. It is a suggestion for all.

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Now, on a different note, I wish to digress for a moment, and speak of something very important to me. May 21st marks the 20th annual Peace Day in the Ouroboroist faith. Peace Day is a day - comes once a year - when all Ouroboroists are encouraged to make amends with enemies, and re-establish the bonds we all have with one another. It is very important to me, personally, and I would like to see everyone, this Monday, fulfilling this vision. Even if you're not Ouroboroist. I think unity and world peace are something we can all aspire to.

Thank you for listening to my long rant. Complaints, yelling, and allegations of trolling go under this line, please. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 14:06, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

Its also my birthday....coincidence? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

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You forgot the Alliance of Non-Aligned Uncyclopedians. We think that you're all out of your Vulcan minds. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:08, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

Death to the neutrals! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 02:45, 19 May 2007

What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality? Oh wait, I think I'm in this one. Oh wait, shi- /me dies of contradiction.-- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 15:52, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

What makes a user turn neutral? Comfort food, bunny slippers and flannel jammies. Maybe a nice cup of tea, too. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:09, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

Good on you DiZ. I wouldn't worry too much though - Tortilla seems like a fad, Lord Fluffy just reserves the right to call himself a God without making too many demands these days, and the Grue Army is just a way of saying "Hey guys, wouldn't it be really neat if we were like, against vandalism or something?" And Benson is... well, Benson. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 15:52, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

HEY! I heard that... Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines

Whoa, whoa... the Grue Army isn't trying to control the forums. Just well, help the wiki. Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines

I thought the grue army was helping BENSON, and so was Lord Fluffy. Mr. Briggs Inc. 17:39, 19 May 2007 (UTC) Eh?

Well, I lead the Grand Army of the Grue Republic, and i'm a Bensonist, but I let Ouroboroists, anti-bensonists, and others in. Fluffy helps Benson, totally. I wonder if the Army will be in Cainad's chronicles some day... -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Only if the Grue Army does something dramatic that pertains directly to Benson. He seems to be on sabbatical leave, so business has been slow. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 21:24, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

That, or we can stop this war between the Bensonites and tortilla. Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines

What war? BENSON wins wars before they start. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 03:41, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

Ouroboros ate himself before he was born. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 15:34, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

BENSON was born 8ft tall,better then you,and smart enough to that eating your self is NOT a good idea(actually he was still better then you and smart enough not eat himself before he was born just he 7ft and not 8ft tall)--Scott 03:09, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

And you see, this is exactly why I'm a Janusist. —Hinoa talk.kun 21:31, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

*giggle*...anus... Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:33, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

I'm just here for the food and the company. It's a bit lonely being a god, sometimes... --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 16:54, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

Well, there are donuts over in the corner. Help yourself, but make sure to say a little prayer first. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 20:56, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

Happy Peace Day Everybody!

It's May 21, that means it is officially Peace Day. In the spirit of the holiday, I want everyone, Ouroboroist, or Bensonite, or whatever else, to be civil and caring to one another. If only for a day. In light of these celebrations, I wish to present to you all an endless fountain of warm confectioner's glaze! Enjoy you ungrateful bitches! --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 20:56, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

/me eats donuts, wears peace-sign pendant and tye-dye. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 21:59, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

/me eats donut /me chokes /me lives, and eats another donut --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 22:40, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

Hey everybody, peace day is over (at least if you're on proper time). Bagsy being the first to kill someone! -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:47, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

/me kills DiZ. Can I get a bagsy now? --Emmzee 12:58, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

Erm, actually, Strangebuttrue, Peace Day may be over, but it's still Peace Week. The spirit of brotherly care still lingers in the air. You'd know that if you'd bother to check the Shrine. So, Emmzee, I'll be taking that bagsy now. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 20:44, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

I'm not a brother... can I kill someone now? -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:48, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

I have AK-47, that I will terminat- oh, it's still peace week. /me extends DiZ's comment to brotherly and sisterly care. nd i'm using raw signatures! (Finally!) --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:50, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

Hmmm... that gray bar shows every time I use raw sigs. Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines

A message to you all that's completely unrelated to what DiZ is saying

Stop it with the slashies. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 01:34, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

I am in full agreement. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 02:21, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

/me isn't. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:22, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

/me isn't neither. Let's have a flamewar about i... oh wait, Peace Week. Shit. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 06:56, 23 May 2007 (UTC)