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This question SHITPISSER has probably been asked before COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS but I bet it's never been asked tourettes-style. So then, let's get down to TWISTY VAGINA business. I was wondering how I can put one of my HOOKERS news articles on the main page. I've been a good little SCROTUM uncyclopedian so far, so please, do not pounce upon me with sarcasm, for I am very TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE delicate, and I've been over the FAG FAQ. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by J M Hoffman (talk • contribs)

Well, you DOUCHETITS should go DOUCHETITS DOUCHETITS to Zim, and DOUCHETITS talk it DOUCHETITS over DOUCHETITS with him DOUCHETITS. Also, for DOUCHETITS further Tourette'scorpolalia DOUCHETITS DOUCHETITS fun, try DOUCHETITS using DOUCHETITS {{expletive}}. — Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) (04:37, 5 October 2006 (UTC))

Tourette's Syndrome is not pretty PIGFUCKER! You DAMMIT SHIT PISS forgot to sign your COCKSUCKING message. PARIS HILTION'S VAGINA DISCHARGE ALL OVER THE INTERNET even I cannot get my SHIT WRITTEN news articles on the front page. Why in the name of MOTHERFUCKING Samuel L. Jackson do you think you are EXPLOSIVE DIARREA good enough to make the main page? P.S. you forgot to say Fuck Uncyclopedia and you used bad grammar in your message CUNTLICKER! --2nd_Lt Orion Blastar (talk) 04:41, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

ORION, DOUCHETITS SHUT THE DOUCHETITS DOUCHETITS FUCK DOUCHETITS UP AND DOUCHETITS LET THE DOUCHETITS DOUCHETITS DOUCHETITS NEWBIE DOUCHETITS BE. — Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) (04:44, 5 October 2006 (UTC))

Never ASS FASCIST let them get away CUNT CRAPPER with taking advantage of the GODFEARING forum. Besides CHOAD KISSER random templates are no match CLIT TWISTER for real expletives. Your GOATDICK templates, cannot make the funny nonsense that my EXTRA LONG PENIS expletives can make. --2nd Lt Orion Blastar (talk) 04:59, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

Quit biting the new(ish) members, Officer Designate Orion. — Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) (05:01, 5 October 2006 (UTC))

Ok, I'll quit. But I expect a promotion to 1st Lt over this. Yet clearly you bit the Newbie as well. My intent sir, was to be funny, not to bite the newbie. --Off Des Orion Blastar (talk) 05:50, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

HUH? I WANTED to HAVE some FUN here, BUT now IT'S all OVER. Boo-hoo. KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN! Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 06:15, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

I did have fun here, but I got DE-MOTED over it. Maybe I should write an UnNews article about the experience? --Off Des Orion Blastar (talk) 16:35, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

I'd IMMEDIATELY nominate IT on VFH. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 16:48, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

I might just write UnNews: Orion Blastar gets DE-MOTED if Hinoa does not mind being a subject in it. "Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?" --Off Des Orion Blastar (talk) 19:01, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

Gee, a literate HOOKER? Surf's up. -05:41, 5 October 2006 (UTC)