Forum:DiZ's Auditions/Name-That-Band contest, PHASE II
The results are in. See who made the cut!
Thanks to everyone who participated in Phase I of my auditions and Name-that-Band contest. But now it's time to move on to the next phase, choosing the band members.
Here's how it's going to work. Every user that signed up for the auditions is to write a short "résumé", if you will; no more than fifty words, detailing your skills, influences, musical history, and basically why I should pick you over all these other posers talented musicians. I'm not looking at grammar or eloquence, just who can rock that shit the hardest. You can post the paragraph right here on this forum, or on my talk page. I will only consider users who signed up for the auditions in Phase I.
You have until July 5th to post your résumés. At that time, I will decide on my guitarists, bassist, drummer, keyboard/pianist, and anyone else who might contribute to this project with their set of...talents. I will announce my decision here on the 6th.
As for the name of the band, that will be decided later on by the band members, with help from the public, using the names you submitted. Good luck, everyone! --Señor DiZtheGreat 
CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 17:36, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
Résumés go here
Show me what you can bring to the band! Place your paragraph under a level 2 header ( two equal signs ) with your name and link to your user page. Remember, you can also post it on my talk page, if you feel like getting up in my respective grille. You can even talk to me on IRC if we meet.
Ljlego
I play keyboards, classic piano, viola, violin, and drum set. In classical piano and keyboards, I am very good, viola I am good, and violin and drum set I can get by well. I have written a double disc rock opera called "Space Opera."
Sliferjam
I am good with drums, better with a electronic synthesizer, pretty good with a electronic keyboard, and great with coming up with music and lyrics to go with anything. I listen to all music, so I have a good idea for what any band could be, and should be. If you don't want me for a band member, how about manager or co-manager? Creative consultant? Mascot? I can make costumes! I have a sewing machine! And can use it! Or I can sing. Whatever.
- Liar. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:22, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
- WTF do you mean LIAR? You don't know me. I was in a really bad electro-rock garage band for three years! You only know unfunny and shooting off imaginary weapons. NEWSFLASH! We stopped playing Cops n Robbers almost twenty years ago! Get a real gun if you want to shoot it at someone!so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick?
16:46, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
- Liar. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:14, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
- No, YOU'RE the Liar. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:14, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
- GO STFU. Both of you. Flamewarring angainst Grue Army Code of Conduct. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:14, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
- No, YOU'RE the Liar. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:14, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
- Liar. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:14, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
- WTF do you mean LIAR? You don't know me. I was in a really bad electro-rock garage band for three years! You only know unfunny and shooting off imaginary weapons. NEWSFLASH! We stopped playing Cops n Robbers almost twenty years ago! Get a real gun if you want to shoot it at someone!so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick?
High Gen. Grue
I play the guitar, as a beginner. I play the synthesiser very well. I also play the machine gun, although everyone dies when I play it. I listen to all sorts of music. And if I can't be a singer, i'll be your driver. I have this REALLY SWEET Military APc, with machine guns. Everyone loves the machine guns. THEY LITTERALY DROP DEAD! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:22, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
Hrodulf
I've been playing piano since highschool, my favorite music is classic ragtime and the well tempered clavier. I can sightread on piano reasonably well and can play a few chords on guitar. I've also written a few songs. --Hrodulf 23:55, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
- I recorded a 13 minute medly tonight, but unfortunately I can't upload it because it's too big. Here's the song I improvised on guitar at the end of it (I need to re-upload it, the level is no good, I'll try again tomorrow when I can make noise, it's too late now): My made-up song --Hrodulf 04:05, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
Uncyclopedian
Piano player, clarinet player. I can make a really weird sound using the Windows sound recorder! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
Savethemooses
I am John Lennon. -- 
22:29, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
- You mean you're a dead beetle? -- Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 12:22, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
The Humbled Master
Sorry, I've been away in Virginia! I can compose music pretty well in my head, am a pretty good vocalist, can (probably, not sure yet) get up a fully-working orchestra (or at least samples :)), am a very fashionable hair stylist, and am a Priest of the Most Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster. That fulfill your requirements? The Humbled Master 06:14, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
- Sorry dear, the auditions are over. I've already chosen my band members. But if you like, you can be our stylist/roadie. How's that sound?? --Señor DiZtheGreat
CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 14:53, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
- Good, but can I be a backup vocalist as well? Not to reach, but... The Humbled Master 20:38, 10 July 2007 (UTC)