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Vote Brad, he cares....

As you well know, I have been running for President this year. Though I have a strong base of support, I am still behind the delegate count. Current leader Barack Osama, I mean Obama (don't vote for him! HE'LL KILL US ALL!) has amassed a slight lead in the delegate count. He's currently ahead by a mere 1859 delegates, a large lead to be sure, but not insurmountable. Remember that Hilary Clinton once had an over 200 delegate lead over Obama, and now that's gone! I will fight to ensure that every vote cast for me will be counted, and, in fact, I will argue that they should be counted as Superdelegates, since every voter who votes for me will be elected a superdelegate soon after my inauguration. So vote, and please vote for me, because if you don't I think the Democratic party is going to kick me out. I've eluded their security guards for a while now, but I'm afraid they're going to catch me and "I'm looking for the bathroom" is only going to work so many times. Let's take back the White House! BYAA!--<<>> 13:55, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

But what if we're right-wing? Also, what if we're insanely right-wing? Finally, what if we're foreign, and/or are stuck in the barbed wire on the border fence? What can your party do for us, if we are in one or more of the above, often conflicting, groups? Endly, how much do you love America? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:44, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

More importantly, can we see some photos of you hugging puppies? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Bradaphraser's foreign policy in a nutshell.

The picture of a cat that I just added swung my vote! -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:37, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

To answer your question, Modus, I refer you to my waffling answer on my webpage. Just follow the tubes until you get to the right place.--<<>> 12:05, 12 May 2008 (UTC)

But Brad, as a modern American voter, I have neither the time nor inclination to hunt down the information required to make me an informed voter. I need such things thrown at me in rapid fire sound-bite form, complete with splashy graphics, followed by pundits to explain the explanation. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 12:14, 12 May 2008 (UTC)

I concur, I'm already feeling confused, which will be followed by frustration-then anger. I will then proceed to blame the Muslims and/or the Jews for my problems. I suggest you bring in some racism in you campeign as well--— Sir Sycamore (talk) 12:40, 12 May 2008 (UTC)

BradaMO's stance on honkeys is well known. In short, we're against them. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 12:47, 12 May 2008 (UTC)

Honkeys-classic:) Well I think Brads got my vote then--— Sir Sycamore (talk) 13:32, 12 May 2008 (UTC)

Brad and Modus in 08 for a brighter tomorrow! -Pie

Kang and Kodos tell us that if we vote third party, we are just throwing away our vote. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 13:37, 12 May 2008 (UTC)

I will debate either Kang OR Kodos, anytime, anywhere! They're afraid of me!--<<>> 23:43, 12 May 2008 (UTC)