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Everybody Else Is Doing It, So Why Can't I? BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk) Nov 9, 18:13

If everybody else was jumping off a bridge wou... Hey! Come back here! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:00, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
If everybody else stole Bush's suitcase and pressed the big red button, would...Oh crap. --SPY Administrator (Complain|I rock|In memoriam) HMRFRA Bluegarrisoncapsig.png Sucrose b.gif WH 01:25, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
If everybody else was doing it, would... ew, that's disgusting. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 04:31, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
I got to her first, so it's kosher.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   09:21, 13 November 2007 (UTC)  
If nobody did anything, would you do it just to feel special? --The Acceptable Thinking cap small.png Cainad Sacred Chao.png (Fnord) 16:46, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
Err...Yes? BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk) Nov 12, 17:11
Well, everybody else was replying to your comment. I JUST WANT TO BE POPULAR!!! Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 17:14, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Everyone else is commenting while logged out

Why aren't you? --68.111.167.39

I am! --87.112.77.149 08:37, 14 November 2007 (UTC)
Cos I can't be bothered. Plus I'm on the train. People might think I'm insane. -- Hindleyite Converse 20:54, 14 November 2007 (UTC)
So riding on top of the train, wearing a cape and swinging a curtain rod is perfectly normal where you come from? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:21, 14 November 2007 (UTC)
Normal? It's national riding on top of the train, wearing a cape and swinging a curtain rod day here every Wednesday. It's the not logging in people don't like. -- Hindleyite Converse 21:27, 14 November 2007 (UTC)
Oh, sorry. Here, I'll log back in. *logs in* That better? --YeOldeLuke 22:17, 14 November 2007 (UTC)
Too late. We've moved on. The subject is trains now. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:07, 14 November 2007 (UTC)
I want to be like Jesse James and rob one. ~Jewriken.GIF 23:32, 14 November 2007 (UTC)
Haha, I'm a train, choo, choo! Chugga chugga chugga chugga chooo, choooooooo! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:41, Nov 14
/me smacks Leddy SNAP OUT OF IT! HOW CAN YOU BE A TRAIN WHEN IT's QUITE OBVIOUS YOU ARE A STEAMBOAT? ~Jewriken.GIF 23:43, 14 November 2007 (UTC)
Maybe I'm a transformer... Trans-formers, robots, in dis-guise! Yeah! Whoooosh! Zoom! Assorted action sounds! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:17, Nov 15
You know what? You just solved a mystery...I was sure for years that they sing: Transformers, robots in the skies. And I was always thinking - they don't make no sense! ~Jewriken.GIF 00:21, 15 November 2007 (UTC)
So I'm Sherlock Holmes, now, too??? I can only do so much, man! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:32, Nov 15
If you've ever seen an episode of the original Transformers, you know that they, indeed, make no sense. Think Speed Racer, but with warring robots rather that a man who keeps a chimpanzee in the trunk of his car. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:34, 15 November 2007 (UTC)
I vaguely recall a show where robots turned into animals, but I don't know whether that was "the original". Sounds like a great plot for a sci-fi/fantasy/bestiality/furry/whateverfetish porno, though. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:42, Nov 15
You've been reading my fanfic again, haven't you? Also, purrrr. (Note to self: pick up costume from drycleaners) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:27, 15 November 2007 (UTC)
You didn't hear? The drycleaners burned down. Something about a large beaver suit catching fire while going through the dry cycle. --YeOldeLuke 04:37, 15 November 2007 (UTC)
A beaver costume!? That's just sick. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:10, 15 November 2007 (UTC)
I know. Now I have to do my own laundry. --YeOldeLuke 06:32, 15 November 2007 (UTC)
Hey, guys, is this another one of those "let's see how small and right-sided we can get the posts" wars? --SPY Administrator (Complain|I rock|In memoriam) HMRFRA Bluegarrisoncapsig.png Sucrose b.gif WH 13:47, 16 November 2007 (UTC)
No, that would be gauche. Why? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:31, 16 November 2007 (UTC)
How very adroit of you, bringing the conversation back like the Return key on a typewriter. --The Acceptable Thinking cap small.png Cainad Sacred Chao.png (Fnord) 23:27, 16 November 2007 (UTC)
Indeed. (Beep boop wah-bip? "No R2, 'adroit'.") Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:39, 16 November 2007 (UTC)
*TAKITYTAKITYTAK-WHRRRR-BING!* --SPY Administrator (Complain|I rock|In memoriam) HMRFRA Bluegarrisoncapsig.png Sucrose b.gif WH 04:41, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
*WHRRR-PONK!-GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-SPROING!* Dammit, who stuffed this piece of reasonably sexy lingerie into the typewriter? --The Acceptable Thinking cap small.png Cainad Sacred Chao.png (Fnord) 05:41, 17 November 2007 (UTC)