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Gosh darnit Windows is annoying me. But I got this Uncyclux CD that Bob said would let me but without spyware and adware and viruses and Windows being flaky garbage and crashing all the time. The Live CD worked really nicely, so I've just run the install. I should be much happier. | |
 X startup failed, starting command line ... Uncyclux 6.66 LTS uncyclo-laptop tty2 Login: uncyclopedia Password: Uncyclux uncyclo-laptop 6.66.2.7.18281828-459-045 #1 SMP PREEMPT Wed Jun 6 6:06:06 UTC 2006 i666 GNU/Uncyclux The programs included with the Uncyclux system are free software; BUT MAY NOT BE DISTRIBUTED. It is important that you don't distribute this software, because our IRC Channels get flooded. Uncyclux comes with ABSOLUTELY NO WARRANTY, to the extent permitted by applicable law. You have mail. Last login: Tue Jun 5 16:06:06 2006 uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ help Welcome to Uncyclux 6.66, "Faggy Ferret." Based off the UncycloKernel, this is the best release of Uncyclux yet! --help Displays actual help. --i question Interactive version of actual help --omgwtfbbq Secret Feature uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ where is the GUI? bash: where: command not found uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ help --help NO HELP FOR YOU N00B. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ about Uncyclux was based off of the UncycloKernel. Its slogan is "Linux for Human Beans" uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ omgwtfbbq Secret feature disabled for n00bs. It's for your own good. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ python Welcome to UncycloPythonTM! It is Uncyclux(R)'s revolutionary new Python based command line. 'help' does nothing. 'license' also does nothing. Just start programming. >>> I not a programmer! File "<stdin>", line 1 I not a programmer! ^ Of course you are! >>> quit Python can not quit. >>> :( Python is now quitting. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ help --i why is uncyclux broken? Do you really want to know? [y/n] y REALLY? [y/n] y Honestly, RTFM. FIGURE IT OUT ON YOUR OWN. Do you want to? [y/n] n Too bad. Sucks to be you. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ boot WinXP No. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ :( OH, no you don't! That's not working this time, biatch. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ irc Join #uncyclux? [y/n] y Nick? ReallyMadUser Topic: PLEASE BEHAVE LIKE AN ABSOLUTE BITCH | tell everyone to rtfm, even if problem is not in manual. | lol, i'm an op | I can change the topic | <dipshit> rtfm | <moron> rtfm | <uncyclux_user> Can I get some help? | RTFM! <ReallyMadUser> Hi, I recently installed Uncyclux and would like to boot in GUI mode, I mean, it did from the live CD. <moron> like, lol, rtfm <ReallyMadUser> I did. <moron> like....um.....stfu <ReallyMadUser> I DID read the manual. Can any of you actually help? <op> OMFG YOU ARE SO DISRESPECTFUL THAT IS OUR BEST USER <moron> ya, i'm quoted in the topic <op> YA! HES QUOTED IN TEH TOPIC <ReallyMadUser> Excuse me...I just need X to work. <op> STFU * ReallyMadUser has been kicked by op (Reason: omfg, use winxp already) uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ X Access denied. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ ls -ld /usr/bin/X The object is too far away. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ go /usr/bin You are in a large wastebasket, along with many death row prisoners. The puns here are contemptible. Exits are: up /usr east ../share Your torch goes out. You may be eaten by a grue. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ light torch The grue cowers in fear from your torch. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ su - Password: Password: Password: Access denied. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ su - Password: Password: Password: What makes you think there is a root password? uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ experience Ha ha ha. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ sudo X Password: Xunc: X Window System Version 11.2.6.3.2.77a Release Date: 6 June 2006 X Protocol 11, Version 2, Release 6.3.2, Patch 77a Build Operating System: Uncyclux 6.66.2.7.18281828 Current Operating System: Uncyclux uncyclo-laptop 6.66.2.7.18281828-459-045 #1 SMP PREEMPT Wed Jun 6 6:06:06 UTC 2006 i666 Build Date: 6 June 2006 Before reporting problems, check http://uncyclopedia.x.org to make sure that you have the latest version. (==) Log file: "/var/log/Xunc.0.log", Time: Tue Jul 11 09:15:24 2006 (==) Using config file: "/etc/X11/xunc.conf" (==) ServerLayout "Default Layout" (^^) |-->Screen "Default Screen" (0) (^^) | |-->Monitor "LCD with five dead pixels" (^^) | |-->Device "ATI Technologies, Inc. Radeon l33tz0r 1337 (OM6 ORLY)" (^^) |-->Input Device "Tiny Squishy Keyboard" (^^) |-->Input Device "Clitmouse, er, Nipplemouse, er, TrackPoint" (^^) |-->Input Device "Neuralgix Touchpad" (oo) The directory "/usr/share/X11/fonts/cyrillic" does not exist. Entry deleted from font path. (oo) The directory "/usr/share/X11/fonts/CID" does not exist. Entry deleted from font path. (oo) `fonts.dir' not found (or not valid) in "/var/lib/defoma/x-ttcidfont-conf.d (OO) Danger ATI Cards are useless in Linux, Perhaps consider buying a real video-card or something... (OO) Danger danger Will Robinson (OO) Bill Gates wants j00r laptop (!!) REPEL NINJA PIRATE INVADERS! (!!) "OO-ARRRRR CAPTAIN-SAN! HONORABLE SAKE SODOMY AND LASH!" (XX) Aborting ... (XX) Terminated. uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ help X Like, lol, rtfm uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ man X X(1) Uncyclux Manual X(1) NAME X - display pr0n, crash your video card SYNOPSIS X [-displaynumber] [-a acceleration] [-ac] [-audit level] [-auth file] [{-}bc] [-br] [-bs] [-c | c volume] [-cc] [-co filename] [-core] [-deferglyphs font [font [font ...]]] [-youarentreally readingall [thiscrap]] ... DESCRIPTION X is a Windowing system that is good for new users. It can use GNOME, KDE or XFCE. We do not recommend you use X, because Uncyclux does not have native support for the X Windowing System. Sorry! This will be added in 20 years. You might get some help on irc(1). --more-- q uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ man irc IRC(1) Uncyclux Manual IRC(1) NAME irc - talk to teenage girls who are really 40yo FBI agents SYNOPSIS irc The IRC channel #uncyclux is the best IRC channel in the world. It will cater to your EVERY need. It also provides tips for n00bs. You'll never need the manual with this channel around! --more-- q uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ yeah right ARE YOU DOUBTING ME? [y/n] y OH MY GOD. computer will explode in: 10 uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ NO! STOP! 9 uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ I'm sorry! I'm sorry! ^_^ uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ damn and blast ?SN ERROR PSW: 00000000000001100000000000001111 Not tainted r00-03 00000000 10102800 10155b54 1d7dcf20 r04-07 103f6dd4 1d7dc020 1d7dc000 000000f0 r08-11 00000001 00000400 274bb3c0 00000000 r12-15 2748c5d0 00000001 27603b80 101464a0 r16-19 10130820 1030b10c 00000000 00000001 r20-23 00000000 1d7dcf20 00000000 00000000 r24-27 0000005c 00000000 1d7dcf20 102f6010 r28-31 1d7dcec0 00000e40 2748cac0 10135e14 sr0-3 00000000 00000104 00000000 00000104 sr4-7 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 KERNEL PANIC, SYSTEM RESTARTING...
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