Cheesy potatoes

“Anybody can make cheesy potatoes. Only a great man can write about making cheesy potatoes.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Cheesy potatoes

Do you know what the secret ingredient is?

Cheesy potatoes is a delicious dish that can be easily made at home if you know how. Despite the fact that it is high in fat, it is quite a delicious compliment to any meal you eat in your kitchen, dining room or bathroom. However, it does not make a good side dish for meals eaten in the garage, attic or secret lab. It contains these ingredients: your choice of cheese, onions, hashbrowns, sour cream, Ruffles, butter and a secret undisclosed ingredient of your choosing. The amounts of the ingredients are also undisclosed as to keep you on your toes. Can you make the perfect batch of Cheesy Potatoes? I doubt it!

Number of times I have made Cheesy potatoes

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Cheesy potatoes anecdotes

• One time, I was making cheesy potatoes in the microwave, with bacon bits, and it was undercooked. Yuck. Always put the microwave on an extra minute or two for better cheesy potatoes.
• When I was 13 years old and on my way to basketball practice one day my mom told me to build up a good appetite because we were going to have cheesy potatoes for dinner. I had the cheesy potatoes on my mind for all of practice, and couldn't wait to get home. I started to get really impatient on the ride home, and we got stopped at the train tracks for about 9 minutes by a stupid freight train. Finally the train passed and I was home free for cheesy potatoes. I asked my mom, "Will the cheesy potatoes be ready right away when we get home?" and she said yes, they would be ready to serve right away. But when we got home and I went to the dinner table I sat down to find what? It was a full Maine rock lobster with a side of clam chowder, without a cheesy potato in sight. I said "Mommmmmm..!" but before I even finished she opened her eyes wide and blatantly feigned surprise saying "Oops!". My mom was like that.
• My buddy Rich once punched a man in the face for talking bad about cheesy potatoes.

Oh, and

MMMMMMM TACO BELL CHEESY POTATOES MMMMMMMMM !!!!1ONE!