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Category:British children
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Pages in category "British children"
The following 23 pages are in this category, out of 23 total.
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- UnNews:'Gang spotter guide' for parents
- UnNews:Dodgeball tragedy: 16 people 'out'
- UnNews:Doll takes the world by storm
- UnNews:Farmers seek advice on "culling pikeys and gypsies"
- UnNews:High-heeled shoes for babies hit UK
- UnNews:Jade Goody to be UN ambassador for Peace
- UnNews:Lollipop woman back from the dead
- UnNews:Mattel sorry for 'design flaws' on its toys after 627 children "lose limbs"
- UnNews:Memes cause obesity, sexism
- UnNews:Mother denies murdering her still alive children
- UnNews:New army dolls to promote military
- UnNews:New study: "Give Kids More Booze!"
- UnNews:Parents' fury as underground volcano base is secretly opened yards from children's playground
- UnNews:Poor school attendance amongst zombies
- UnNews:Scots fatties' kids taken into care
- UnNews:Super obese eight year old may destroy planet!
- UnNews:Survey shows children don’t know where meat comes from. We show them.
- UnNews:The mother who insists on wrestling her children aged FIVE and THREE
- UnNews:UK children "most possessed by demons" in Europe
- UnNews:UK children are a bunch of lazy bastards