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Brown Moses

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Brown, Moses in all his non-brown non-prophet glory.

Brown, Moses was neither brown nor Moses. Quite to the contrary, he played a rather major role in the slave trade before he bettered his life and became an abolitionist. He was also a prominent industrialist who helped make the American industrial revolution happen. He would later profit greatly from his non-prophet businesses.

Early life

Brown, Moses was raised alongside three brothers, Nicholas, Joseph and John.[1] The brothers owned a couple businesses and founded a university once. However, he abandoned his family when he joined the Religious Society of Friends, better known as Quakerism.[2]

American Revolution

Brown, Moses tried to reason with the British to release his brother John, who had looted and torched a British vessel.[3]

Abolitionist activity

He stopped trading slaves.[4]

Other stuff

He founded the first school in America.

Footnotes

  1. Their names don't really matter though.
  2. They know a lot about earthquakes.
  3. The British were immune to his superior intellect, however.
  4. Bravo!