Babel:Broken/The Movie

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Babel: The Movie is a movie created by Director Charles Darwin, the founder of the religion of Evolutionism and producer Adolf Hitler who got his funds from the World War 2 or World War II.

Sponsors and Studios[edit]

Sponsors include First Organism Synagogue and several other churches dedicated to The The First Organism (not to be mixed up with The First Orgasm, Evolutionism, Charles Darwin and Adolf Hitler. To see full list of the Churches and Synagogues of Evolutionism, go here. The movie was casted in Hollywood. The cast includes Charles Darwin as Charles Darwin , Adolf Hitler as Adolf Hitler, it even ask Tom Cruise, Britney Spears and several other celebrities to cast in their movie. The Movie is to hit Cinemas in Winter 2005.

The evolution starts Winter 2005

Storyline[edit]

The Prologue shows Earth in the Beginning, and The First Organism emerging from the Primordial soup, then dividing to multiply. The Story starts with a monkey, named Homo Sapien, giving birth to two humans, named Adam and Eve who abandoned their parents and changed their last name from Sapien to Stupien. It goes on to show Moses finding the burning bush after lightning struck it. Then people made Moses their leader after he gave them fire.

As any other movie, the story had a happy ending.

Movie Poster[edit]

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Evolution starts in Winter 2005! Get evolved in cinemas near you!