Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/April 26

April 26: Hyperbole Day

• Millions of years ago - Hyperbole Day is founded in the most spectacular ceremony since the dawn of time.
• 1756 - The exclamation point is born on this fantastic day!
• 1834 - The best day in all of history! There'll never ever be another day like it! It's AMAZING!
• 1922 - Warren G. Harding's popularity is at an all time high! New York Times: "Harding is the best president ever!"
• 1935 - Champagne toasts and caviar dreams greet newborn Robin Leach!
• 1944 - Concentration camp deaths in Poland reach a new zenith! Hitler asks, "Who knew Jews could be so results oriented?"
• 1965 - The mildest day in the history of the universe. No other day was as mild. Ever.
• 1975 - The worst day in the history of the universe, so much so that no one mentions it and so we no longer know when it was. But we do know that it was some time between 1965 and 1988.
• 1986 - Ronald Reagan stays awake for an entire cabinet meeting!
• 1986 - The Chernobyl nuclear power plant randomly asploded after Cher poured vodka into the reactor instead of plutonium.
• 1988 - A group of the world most talented musicians come together to write the greatest song in the history of the world. It has a sound so astonishingly incredible and so incredibly beautiful that people come from all over the world just to hear it played at its one and only live performance at the grandest stadium in the world, the Metrodome.
• 1990 - Oprah is so hungry she could eat a horse. Twice!
• 2006 - Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy spews out sperm so high it touches the stars.
• 2011 - I just had sex! And it felt so good!!! Ya know a woman let me put my penis inside her!!! Say goodbye to cats!!!!!
• 2016 - You become a 1337 haxor for 5 seconds before going back to being a n00b.