Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/April 23

April 23: Bring Your Penis To Work Day, Don't Leave Your Buttcheeks at Work Day

• 303 - St. George takes his penis to beat the dragon with. Dragon turns out to be into that kinda stuff.
• 1179 - Richard the Lionhearted attempts to engage King Philip of France in a penis sword fight; "Homo you don't!" replies Philip.
• 1538 - Truce of Nice: Emperor Charles V and Francis I of France agree that the terms foreskin and prepuce are interchangeable.
• 1562 - Elizabeth I vows not to take a penis to work, or her bed chamber.
• 1875 - Queen Victoria outlaws the word penis; decrees henceforth the organ shall be known as "Naughty Mr. Johnson".
• 1905 - The Royal Society compare penis sizes. Von Lynchenstein has the largest penis.
• 1909 - Czarina Alexandra beholds Rasputin's penis and won't let go.
• 1941 - Lead singer from Lordi enters a beauty contest against a penis; penis wins.
• 1953 - Queen Elizabeth II announces that she shall confer upon the penis the title of Sir.
• 1967 - Bono is voted the "World's Biggest Penis".
• 1982 - ZX Spectrum is released to the public, its keyboard made completely of recycled condoms.
• 1993 - Bill Clinton becomes the first USA president since JFK to bring his penis to the White House.
• 2005 - The B-lizard's penis freezes and falls off. Adventure Quest is voted the best game ever made by stoners.
• 2008 - Your mom forgets to pack your penis in your lunchbox. You get teased the rest of the day.
• 2009 - Tiger Woods brings his penis all over the place, including a Perkins Restaurant.