Animal Farm
“This place is creepy...”
“It's about a farm with communist animals.”
“I'm dating Oprah!”
Animal Farm was a English rural holiday resort and theme park owned by pigs, operated in collusion with mankind and run by "would-be livestock". It was the precursor to Disneyland; a massively up-scaled imitation.
New Farm Order[edit]
Animal Farm was the result of a 1945 coup d'etat. It was masterminded by a single Berkshire boar, known subsequent to the uprising as Napoleon I (b.1940 - present). With the help of his human aide Mr. Whymper, Napoleon was able to convert the farm into first a petting zoo, and then a holiday resort catering to young families from the upper middle classes. Eventually Napoleon would come to grow old and give birth to three new bigs with bows (representing rhetorical propaganda promoting the new farm order) these pigs lead many uprisings and what not facing other fat cows, ragidy bitches, and cocks. This is featured in the hit video game series "dynasty bitches" following primarily the story of the dogs The New Farm order would fall and rise again in a Vietnamese farm in the 1960's
The Story...[edit]
Four legs good two legs bad four legs good two legs bad for legs good two legs bad four legs good two legs bad four legs good two legs bad four legs good two legs bad four legs good two legs bad four legs good two legs bad four legs good two legs bad four legs good two legs bad four legs good two legs bad four legs good two legs BETTER.
The Ending[edit]
Sucked.
Disney Takeover[edit]
The Napoleon family, now a major porcine dynasty, remained the proprietors of Animal Farm until 1955, when their mockery of socialist ideals and hatred of Jews caught the eye of one Walt Disney. A gigantic takeover followed swiftly and the Napoleon brothers became the youngest multi-millionaires in Britain. When he turned 16 Napoleon I married Disney's daughter and his sons relocated to Acapulco to lie sweating and bloated in the sun until atrophy eventually set in.
The first act of the new management was a "labour reassignment drive", which saw every member of the current non-human workforce turned inside out, their innards processed in a glue factory and their skins fashioned into costumes to be worn by human "animal impersonators".