Why?:Get the iPhone
Because if you want to download the latest songs, movies, and T.V. shows, such as Lost, Entourage, and Desperate Housewives, there's an app for that. If you want a straight-forward and easy to use GPS system, there's an app for that. If you want to look up the best restaurants in the nearby area, there's an app for that. If you need to write something down before you forget and you don't have a pen and paper handy, don't worry, there's an app for that too.
Interesting enough, but what about for those of us into the latest games and puzzles?[edit]
If you want to journey through a 2D world, overcoming obstacles and facing unique creatures, there's an app for that. If you want to give your brain an exercise with the latest and toughest Sudoku puzzles, there's an app for that, in fact, many. If you decide you want to create another life and help him live his day to day life in the new Sims 3, there's an app for that. If you want to play as Mario on his latest adventure through the Mushroom Kingdom, well, there's not really an app for that, I guess your going to have to get a gameboy. But there are a few ripoffs of it which are average, which are apps.
What about for those of us more musically inclined?[edit]
If you need to look through the guitar tabs and chords of today's hit songs, there's an app for that. If you need a tune up for your instruments, there's an app for that. If you want to play an ocarina and be heard by people all over the world, there's an app for that. If you want some peace and relaxation with no noise, there's an app for that. If you want to check up the dates of the latest concerts and shows, there's an app for that. If you want to follow a musician's every move, there's an entire website for that...Twitter...which also has app.
Hmm, sounds intriguing but with such an advance piece of equipment, won't I need some form of security?[edit]
If you want to lock down your iPhone so that other's can't access it and look at your porn, there's an app for that. If you want to code it so that anyone who touches your iphone besides you receives a painful electric shock, there's an app for that. If you want a high pitch screech to emit when a minority is near, there's an app for that. If you want the iPhone to use a built-in machine gun to shoot robbers in your home, there's an app for that. Even if you feel safe and don't want security, there's an app for that.
Any other applications I should know about?[edit]
First of all, they are not applications, they're apps, but there is an app that can correct you if you forget things like that. If you want to have a picture of a shotgun on your iPhone, and have it emit noises when you move it like a shotgun to scare people into thinking it's a real shotgun, there's an app for that. If you want to know where your husband is at 11:00 on a Thursday night, and want to track him, there's an app for that. If you want to rob a bank without a gun and very quietly, there's an app for that. If you want to rob a bank loudly and threateningly, there's an app for that. There is even an app for browsing your apps, which serves as an app database, which is also an app.
What about for those of us with a bit of a sex addiction?[edit]
If you want to play a slot machine type game, generating body parts and actions to do with your partener, there's an app for that. If you want to watch the latest in high definition adult films, well, there's not really an app for that, but you can download them onto a video app. If you want to know about all the best sex postions and methods, there's an app for that. If you want to pee on your iPhone to determine if you have any STDs, there's an app for that. If you want to know what that thing your wife always asks you to do means, there's an app for that.
Interesting, and how does the phone work?[edit]
Oh the phone, we got rid of the phone to make room for more apps. But there is a phone app if you really want.