Werner (Ambiguation)

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Werner could mean several things, among them:

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Werner could mean:

  • Werner Heisenberg, the notable host of the hit German show Tanzfest mit Werner Heisenberg, and, less notably, physicist.
  • Werner Herzog, yodeler, and man with many underwritten pages dedicated to him.
  • Werner von Braun, legendary "poopyhead" and idol of many 6-year-olds.

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