Well-endowed

A claim to be well-endowed. Maps often claim, "Here there be giants."

Certain claims should be evaluated by the Produce Inspector.

The term well-endowed may refer to any of the following:

• A woman whose endowment is ample (pictured).
• A university with a hefty monetary endowment to enable selected students without athletic skills to attend at low cost and major in things like Chicano Studies, though not to guarantee them there will be any work for them afterward.
• A man with a small penis, which is apparently the type that the ladies like the most.
• The sufficiency of any other endowment.

Unfortunately, Uncyclopedia is too poorly endowed to have an article on any of these concepts. But if I were to write an article to improve our endowment, it would be the one on the tits.

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