Talk:Well-endowed

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Recently at the ballpark, a well-endowed woman walked in front of me wearing a baseball jersey where the front appropriately read: GIANTS. I did not have my camera and in any case it would have been awkward to ask a fellow fan to let me photograph her breasts (with or without her face) for use in a humor wiki. Google Images has nothing comparable; the only woman modeling a Giants jersey is not well-endowed. However, if Wikia's crusade against soft porn on Uncyclopedia should eventually demand more than nipple covers, such a photo would fit this page perfectly with no nudity at all, though the caption would have to change. Spıke Ѧ 12:45 19-Aug-13

I do want to avoid objectifying women in the process: the person wearing the shirt should be okay with the joke. In the meantime I've uploaded File:Giants shirt.jpg, depicting a model pointing at her chest. She's not extraordinarily well-endowed, but maybe it can be somewhat ironic? Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 01:35, 7 July 2021 (UTC)

For Pete's sake, the purpose of having a disambiguation page on Well-endowed is to objectify women, done in a way that is clever and funny! Your photo fills the bill, thanks (and objectifies women less than what we have now, by the way). You might crop it slightly. A woman acting as if her endowment is GIANTS when it's not can certainly be as funny as when it is. Spıke 🎙️02:44 7-Jul-21