Ways to prove triangle congruency

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See those congruent fangs?

There are currently 5 different ways to prove that a triangle is congruent:

  • Side-Side-Side (abbr. SSS aka the sound a snake makes when it wishes to prove to you that its fangs are indeed congruent)
  • Side-Angle-Side (abbr. SAS, which references the inventor of this theorem's hate for the quality which his younger sister unfortunately possessed)
  • Angle-Angle-Side (abbr. AAS, which sounds like something your dad likes to stick his penis into)
  • Side-Side-Angle (abbr. SSA, works only for right triangles and not heads such as Phineas's, if spelled backward refer to AAS)
  • Common Sense (something that most people lack)
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