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Uncyclopedia WHOIS query loading is COMPLETE:
Domain ID:h4xorz-query
Domain Name:http://www.WHOIS.com
DNS Info : WHOIS is a internet query database to tell you who owns a domain name or more impotently it can tell an admin
who the I.P. who vandalized this query really is so that the admin can actually go to his house and disable his internet
connection and convince his parents to kick him out of the house and go get a life.
Registrant: WHOIS was created on 01-Jan-1981 00:00:00 UTC to lookup the people who create and visit websites like
these can be given proper therapy
and treatment at a reliable and appropriate mental institution, or lookup trolls etc., the U.S. government
use it to find Child Molesters on the internet. Unlike other tools that invade a persons privacy it can
publicly Queried, so anyone can lookup who you really are.
Admin Name:203.81.45.56(real name the Admin of WHOIS is the only person in the world who's I.P.
address is exactly the same as his real name, it's a coincidence and he's real born that way)
Tech and DNS support:WHOIS works by using the logical logarithms and other nonsense that is left by every I.P. that
Clogs the tubes by using the small bits and pieces of data that WHOIS gets from the clean crews WHOIS is
able to create a query showing who clogged the tubes so they can be arrested for the data viewed on the
internet.
This query is from the UNWHOIS database for any information regrading this query please send an to the UNWHOIS technical support group where you'll unlikely to be help since you didn't read the manual.
Query for Wiki site[edit]
Uncyclopedia WHOIS query loading is COMPLETE:
Domain ID:Vandalize-this
Domain Name:http://www.wikipedia.org
DNS info:"The free encyclopedia that anyone can edit" is a satirical parody of uncyclopedia. Since it says this in the
WHOIS query this means that this 100% true, even though wikipedia says it isn't.
Registrant:Created by Jimbo Wales on 13-Jan-2001 00:12:14 UTC as a way promoting his original research on the
internet proxyed as an encyclopedia
Admin Name:Jimbo Wales
Admin Name:Angela Beesley
Tech & DNS support:Just click the edit button on any page and add what ever you want to it.
Vandal I.P.'s[edit]
Uncyclopedia WHOIS query loading is COMPLETE:
I.P. ID:n00b I.P.:10.01.00.10 DNS info:Just some n00b Registrant:Banned by UNWHOIS Admin Name:Banned by Hindleyite Expires:5 years Reason:Added a "B" to the AAAAAAAAA! article Location:Some high school Tech & support:Will forget about Uncyclopedia in 3 years.
User I.P.'s[edit]
Uncyclopedia WHOIS query loading is COMPLETE:
I.P. ID:"Why do you people care about me" I.P.:1.3.3.7 DNS Info:Where all on the internet come form Registrant:Oscar Wilde has always been the ultimate source of quotes Query Quote:I knew I should've gotten a dyamic I.P.Oscar Wilde on WHOISDNS Info:"The source of all quotes" Tech and DNS support:Quote him using {{Wilde|{{1}}|{{2}}} tag.