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Windows XP, aka NT 5.1.2600, Windows XD or Windows :P is a detestable operating system. It remains Microsoft's "best" system to date, being far superior to subsequent products according to most late adopters.^[1] It had an innovative graphical user interface compared to the bloatware known as MS-DOS, while taking up only 40 gigs of disk space. Its file system interacted fully with more dominant operating systems such as OS/2 Warp and Linux, and it featured enhanced mouse support, although still lacking rat support.

If you caught a BSOD, you need to insert a quarter to continue. (In Britain, a pound coin will work, if you push hard.)

Production of XP began in 1998 and was completed in 2000. However, Microsoft realized it did not crash enough, so they worked on making it vulnerable, bug-filled, and overall, an unmitigated pile of blue (or green) screens of death. (more...)

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Switzerland is a mountainous region created in the early 13th century in order to contain gold and produce chocolate bars. From this point on, the insatiable Swiss desire for idyll building (idyllification) led to the creation of a nation remarkable for its efficient transport networks, orderly villages and synchronised repetitive yodelling. (more...)

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January 29: Echo Day Day

1200 BCE, CE, E - Moses hears his own echo on top of Sinai and believes it to be the voice of God.
1898, 8, 8 - The announcement "Train two two two leaving on track ack ack four four four," leads to a massive stampede in Chicago Grand Terminal Station as thousand mistakenly crowd a platform in confusion, trying to take the same train, causing a floor collapse. To keep the problem from repeating, the railroads hire an announcer that mumbles under his breath. This would become a tradition of US railroads forever.
1939, 39, 39 - Yet today, day, day...I consider myself, self, self...the luckiest man, man, man...on the face of the earth, earth, earth.
1956, 56, 56 - Syd Barrett writes Echoes.
2007, 07, 07 - System of a Down and U2 are finally respected for their obnoxious repeating lyrics.
2009, 09, 09 - The Man scale is officially discovered again and again and again.
2012 - All of the band members of Echosmith are replaced by ducks in the studio to avoid echoes.
2013, 13, 13 - Ducks are officially banned from the Earth on Echo Day Day for their lack of an echoing quack.
4567, 67, 67 - Goats goats, after their invasion of Earth Earth, kill everyone who celebrates Echo Day Day.
4570, 70, 70 - Small all all cult ult of of goats oats celebrate rate Echo Echo Day ay in secret ret.

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↑ Windows XP remains the overwhelming favorite of late adopters so hidebound as to also refuse to adopt the term "African American," though it seems we're onto something else now.

[1] Windows XP remains the overwhelming favorite of late adopters so hidebound as to also refuse to adopt the term "African American," though it seems we're onto something else now.

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