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Society only finds skinny people attractive, but is fat itself. Society doesn't like to stereotype people, except those damn Mexicans with their beans and rice. Society thinks foreigners should learn English before coming to America, but needs to find an English-speaker when it goes on vacation abroad. Society finds prison rape hilarious. Society believes America to be the greatest country on the motherfucking planet! Society preaches that gays should have equal rights... Just not in front of Society. Society knows that anyone who doesn't stand up during the Star-Spangled Banner is obviously a Communist. Society has no gender, yet seems to favor white, Christians . But trust us, Society's not biased or hypocritical at all.
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| Jenny. Isn't she pretty? I mean disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. And a lesbian. Look at her with her creepy lesbian friends. You're obviously too good for her. |
So, Jenny, the girl you've been with for two years, the girl you took to Blockbuster and bought snacks for, the girl you swore you'd be with forever a long time, has just broken up with you. It wasn't because you were too needy or you were a stalker or anything crazy like that. She just said that because she was nervous. She was intimidated by you and your amazingness. You two just weren't right for each other; no, you were too good for her. Yeah, that's right. You're better than her. She wishes she was you. She wishes she could be as attractive to girls as you are. Yeah, she's a lesbian. That's why you broke up with her isn't it? Yeah, that's why. Exactly.
Yeah, the first thing you have to do is to is forget that Jenny exists. Except you can't actually do that because she doesn't exist. She never existed. Jenny's not even a real name. Yeah, those legs that went on forever never existed. That smile that you could see your reflection in never existed. Those eyes, those beautiful eyes, weren't even there. Neither was that cute little nose or the long, smooth hair, or the supple bosom, or the petite little ass. No, nothing was there, because she wasn't there, because she never existed....
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| Evil Santa's true form |
Kentucky's National Prison, Kentucky--On this day, a fake Santa Clause was captured after a failed kidnap attempt. But this was no ordinary Santa Fraud. He's is not the man who shot at a Christmas party, but even worse; Evil Santa Clause.
Unlike the good old Saint Nick we all know and love, this guy was totally different. Santa Clause is pure good, jolly, and friendly, while Evil Santa Clause was pure evil, horrifying, and hostile. While Santa comes on Christmas only, Evil Santa comes anytime, anywere, anyday, rain or shine. He takes many forms, but his true form is very evil and sinister....
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Quote of the Week
“Philosophy is the phine art oph phucking the brain with phact-phree conjecture.”
- ~ Popular Belief on modern philosophy
Did you know...
- ...that every single person is unique, except you?
- ...that picking up chicks is as easy as i, 0, e, π?
- ...that bad arguments are just as good as good ones? Because I said so?
- ...that every single person is unique, except you?
- ...that being at one with the universe is half as easy as being at two with the universe?
- ...that being at one with the universe is half as easy as being at two with the universe?
- ...that there are people scared of being buried alive with fucking sharks?
- ...that petting zoos are gonna get a whole lot more fun?
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