Portal:Society
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Society only finds skinny people attractive, but is fat itself. Society doesn't like to stereotype people, except those damn Mexicans with their beans and rice. Society thinks foreigners should learn English before coming to America, but needs to find an English-speaker when it goes on vacation abroad. Society finds prison rape hilarious. Society believes America to be the greatest country on the motherfucking planet! Society preaches that gays should have equal rights... Just not in front of Society. Society knows that anyone who doesn't stand up during the Star-Spangled Banner is obviously a Communist. Society has no gender, yet seems to favor white, Christians . But trust us, Society's not biased or hypocritical at all.
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The American Dream in its most powerful and subversive guise. One addiction to rule them all... |
A hauntingly compelling vision of crash consumerism in Mona Lisa Overdrive, the American Dream continues to call its public on closer to the precipice of overweight hubris. The most successful public relations campaign of all time, even exceeding that of Stephen King and surprise silent partner Jimmy Carter's conspiracy to Scare the Hell Out of Everbody at $36 a hardcover pop, this barbecue heat-shimmering vision transcends all times, all moral values, and all tax classifications. What is this silent killer, and why does it draw the ambitious onward like trailer park girls to a free keg party?...
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You know what they say, "You can't shit a shitter". But M.C. Escher will be damned if he didn't try!
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Society in the News
Brubeck has been a journalist at the Arizona Daily Star for four years... |
The House, Somewhere. The man who lives in the house amazed onlookers today when, at about the time the sun came up, he woke up.
This life-changing event officially marked the end of a very boring period of time when it was dark and the man was asleep and there was nothing to do. It was horrible. I didn't think it was ever going to end.
But it did!!!!!
The man got out of bed and stood up, and I just about had a heart attack from excitement. I was so excited, I knocked him over!...
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“Don't worry if she calls the cops, she's just trying to get you jealous.”
- ~ From the article: HowTo:Make girls like you
Did you know...
- ...that you're a burden to society?
- ...that being at one with the universe is half as easy as being at two with the universe?
- ...that God kills a kitten whenever someone reads an article on tired internet memes?
- ...that being at one with the universe is half as easy as being at two with the universe?
- ...that circular logic is good because I read it in an article on circular logic?
- ...that a threesome is fun even if you reproduce asexually? Don't ask me how I know.
- ...that every single person is unique, except you?
- ...that fight club is a total cop out of the highest magnitude?
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