WD-40

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WD-40 is a degreaser tool used only to degrease "squeaky" door hinges. It was invented by the megamind geniuses at the WD-40 Company for the reason of degreasing things in 1953.

History

In 1953, some genius hated, no, loathed the universal force of Duct tape that held matter together, and squeaky door hinges, so WD-40 was created.

The Second Auriolic Colonies built an entire warship out of WD-40 to be able to eliminate all matter in their way. The SAC failed, unsurprisingly, after their launch pad began to dissolve. The event caused a "WD-40 universe" to form near M1.

Studies from the AEgIS experiment at CERN have proven that all antimatter is just WD-40.

Uses

WD-40 can be used to rip matter apart violently, most likely the reason why the Venutian Empire bought 46 kilotons of the substance to create ammo for their x86-30 Multipurpose Frigates.

WD-40 is also used as a lubricant and degreaser, which is why it is also used in frigate construction to keep the gears running smoothly throughout the system. Most x86-44s actually can also burn WD-40 as fuel.

Composition

The secret sauce of WD-40 isn't really known, but some speculate that they get it from the WD-40 universes that are out there. The composition is:

• 25% petroleum (refined)
• 75% anti-duct tape (for de-greasiness)

Fun facts

• The cans of WD-40 are so strong that they resist damage by any means.