United Airlines

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“Fly the fatal skies”

~ Official United Airlines Company Slogan

“I'll book a ticket on some garbage airline--- You know, I don't wanna name an actual airline so let's just make one up; let's call it "United Airlines."”

~ John Mulaney

“We are United and we'll make your life a nightmare”

~ United's jingle


United Airlines not to be confused with American Airlines, is probably the most infamous commercial air carrier in the world. It is commonly referred to as just United. It serves as a major United States airline headquartered in Chicago, Illinois. It is the world's third-largest airline when measured by revenue, after American Airlines and Delta Air Lines. United operates a large domestic and international route network, with an extensive presence in the Asia-Pacific region. United is a founding member of the Star Alliance, the world's largest airline alliance with a total of 28 member airlines. Regional service is operated by independent carriers under the brand name United Express. It was founded 92 years ago.

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It is the exact definition for garbage. United are notorious for their flight delays, ridiculously strict regulations to do with passenger dress codes, the expensive cost for extra drinks and food etc. and dragging people off the plane until they bruise and their teeth fall out. The amount of seats filled on the United Airlines planes have been getting lower and lower to this day due to their unfair rules, mishandling of issues and bad reputation.