Unfomercials:Milosevic Ethnic Cleanser
HI! SLOBODAN MILOŠEVIĆ HERE, ASKING IF YOU HAVE PROBLEMS WITH LIMESCALE, RUST OR CROATS? THEY'RE A CHALLENGE FOR SOME ETHNIC CLEANSERS BUT NOT FOR MILOŠEVIĆ™! SIMPLY SPRAY IT ON - AND THE GENE POOL'S PURE AND CLEAN! PROVEN EFFECTIVE WITH OVER THOUSANDS OF VERY SATISFIED CUSTOMERS!
I USED TO DESPAIR AS MY COUNTRY-TO-BE WAS INFESTED WITH PARASITES, BUT THEN I DISCOVERED MILOŠEVIĆ™ CLEANS THEM UP WITHOUT SCRUBBING! NOW MY BELOVED NEW MOTHERLAND IS CLEAN AND THE CROATS AND BOSNIAKS ARE FILLING MASS GRAVES!
VUKOVAR, KRAJINA, ZAGREB, SEBRENICA, VOJVODINA, SARAJEVO AND MUCH MORE! - MILOŠEVIĆ™ CLEANS UP THE LOT! LOOK WHAT IT DOES TO IVAN STAMBOLIĆ - GOOD AS NEW!
WITH THIS MUCH STAIN-BUSTING POWER, IT CUTS RIGHT THROUGH UNDESIRABLE ETHNIC GROUPS! WATCH IT CLEAN UP THIS CROATIAN SCUM! NO MORE NEED FOR KNIVES, WIRES OR CLUSTER BOMBS! LEAVES SURFACES UNDAMAGED! - INCREDIBLE!
OVER A MILLION EXAMPLES OF BEAUTIFUL, GLORIOUS SERBIAN WOMANHOOD ARE AT IT - THEY'VE REPLACED THEIR MULTI-PURPOSE CLEANERS WITH MILOŠEVIĆ™ ETHNIC CLEANSER! NOW THEY CAN SLEEP PEACEFULLY KNOWING THE HAGUE WONT BE ON THEIR TAIL SINCE MILOŠEVIĆ™ LEAVES NO TRACES OF NASTY RESIDUE! IT"S LIKE THEY WERE NEVER EVEN THERE! - BREAKTHROUGH RESULTS!