vicar

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Vicar (plural Vicars)

1. A small rodent native to the Hawaiian Islands notable for it long, stringy purple fur and its obscene devotion to deflowering altar boys. Discovered in 1988 by Jesus H. Christ during one of his longer drunks, the creature has been hunted to the brink of extinction. Prized for its sweet, sweet flesh and aphrodisiac qualities, the price of the average vicar has risen to almost two dollars a pound.
2. Colloquialism for a Jewish Rabbi who likes to jog in tacky velvet jump suits.
3. vy car, as ovvosed to your car