two

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Noun

Two (plural Twos (as if one two wasn't enough))

1. an ungodly large number which is even bigger than one (to attempt to grasp the vastness of this number is in vain; as one famous unnameable mathematician put it, "if you were to take one apple and yet another apple, bake them into one pie and use the same process to produce another pie to put both pies in a basket, repeat the process to produce another basket with one pie and one pie and hold both baskets in each arm, then you would theoretically have two hands."