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silence
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English[edit]
Noun[edit]
silence (plural silences)
- the sound of a tree falling when no one is around to hear it
- the unobtainable level of zero-amplitude mechanical waves which has recently been obtained by scientists at the University of Cambridge by plugging their ears
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