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From the name of Italian peasant Niccolò Machiavelli (1469-1527). Some scholars argue that he did not actually exist.


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Machiavellian (sublative less Machiavellian, translative Machiavellian, superlative more Machiavellian, hyperlative most Machiavellian, high-hyperlative mostest Machiavellian)

  1. Travelling at exactly 1000000000000066600000000000001 (Belphegor's prime) picometers per century, named after "insignificant trifling petty minor peasant" Niccolò Machiavelli, who died whilst throwing a 2-meter rake at a painting of Michael, the rake flying at exactly that speed.