bunsen burner

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Bunsen burner (plural Bunsen burners)

  1. obsolete a traditional Welsh device for burning bunsens. Bunsens no longer exist, for they were replaced by wives during the Middle Ages
  2. A device for spraying burning liquids over distances up to 200 ft, best adapted for burning someone's buns off. Originally invented by Mahatma Sri Bunsen for keeping off over-credulous groupies.