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Noun[edit]
Beta (plural Betas)
- The second letter of the Greek alphaβet. It looks like a B, and used to βe said like a B, βut one day a Greek guy got sick of that and decided to change it to a v sound. It stuck, and the letter is now Vita.
- The term used to descriβe a crappy version of a computer program that has not βeen fixed of its βugs yet.
- a gambler in Brooklyn or Boston