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English[edit]
Noun[edit]
Bank (plural Banks)
- A common mispronunciation of the word WANK when applied to the financial sector.
- A place were criminals like to work as it beats mugging old ladies for a living.
Verb[edit]
- Rotating to the left or right but without actually turning; also, heading left or right without actually going those directions