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alpha (plural alphas)

  1. The first letter of the Greek αlphαbet, which they plαgiαrized from the Phoeniciαns αnd turned sidewαys. It is pronounced 'α' αs if one is screαming αs they fαll down α bottomless pit into the Abyss.
  2. The term used to describe α person who is the leαder of the pαck. They give orders to Betαs αnd Gαmmαs αnd bow before Omegαs.