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For those obsessed with experts, Uncyclopedia has an article about: Advice.

Noun[edit]

advice (plural advices)

  1. A screw-based mechanical apparatus used for immobilising one's decision-making ability between the opposing surfaces of one's own judgement and someone else's.
  2. The vicious part of advertisement; hence ad-vice.
  3. A vicarious judgment that is often mistaken for a pre-war briefing by those who assume the role of a savior during pitiful consequences