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Private Eye (history, logs)

Score: 13 Monkeys doing the Lindy in a hailstorm

Nominated by:

DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  19:47, 21 February 2009 (UTC)

For: 13
  1. SelfNom&Whore. Homage to Old Time Radio/Film Noir and metaphor/simile abuse.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  19:47, 21 February 2009 (UTC)
  2. For I love the film noir style. And I lolled. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN21:13, 21 Feb
  3. For. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 21:14, 21 February 2009 (UTC)
  4. Weak For. Necropaxx (T) {~} 21:43, Feb 21
  5. Heart. Gotta love DrStrange's arrangement of his articles. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 00:18, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
  6. for per above. --Mnb'z 02:06, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
  7. For. IronLung 02:41, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
  8. strong for. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:54, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
  9. For. I am a complete sucker for this kind of thing. Mind you, I agree with the comment in the review about the cigarettes - I have a whole bunch of whitespace at the foot of the page. But that isn't a reason to vote against, and there are many reasons to vote for. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:20, Feb 25
  10. For. One of the best-written articles I've ever seen on here. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 13:54, 25 February 2009 (UTC)
  11. For because I had a hand in it. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:49, 1 March 2009 (UTC)
  12. Wow. That knocked me on my ass. Very very nice, my friend. Sir SysRq (talk) 00:53, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
  13. For. Now the whitespace is fixed ;-) Spang talk 16:51, 02 Mar 2009
Against: 0
Comments:

There's a whole lot of PP in this article, our first collab. The singular Pee may be found here.

  • Dag nabbit, I thought I got rid of that problem. I still see it as flush with the bottom. What's the deal with that? Yell at me on my talk page - anyone--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  11:26, 25 February 2009 (UTC)
    • OK, those of you with real monitors should now see the mural stop reasonably close to the end of the text.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  12:32, 25 February 2009 (UTC)
      • I had assumed that the white space was intentional, as to create an effect that the hard-boiled detective is walking away from the (text of) the article into the shadows, stubbing his fag in the process. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 14:56, 25 February 2009 (UTC)
        • When the issue/artistic accident was first pointed out to me, I thought about that effect but I must say I was a little nervous about getting too nutty with the images and tried to keep it "inside the box". My co-author didn't like the extra cigs either.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  17:25, 25 February 2009 (UTC)
          • If you're going to tell a tale like Dashiell Hammett: do it; leave the art installations to Christo. And one last thing: gin is for old ladies. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:59, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

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