Uncyclopedia:Protected page

If you access a page then you're accessing every page that that page has accessed. And that children is a sure fire way to catch diseases.

Protecting the page reduces most of the risk but the only way in which you can be completely safe is to become a virgin, or a monk... and remember, always use a keyboard condom and avoid engaging in unprotected interfacing.

No Muppets were harmed in the making of this website.