Uncyclopedia:AAN/Adopters
ADOPTEES: Feel free to contact any available person on this list, but do so one at a time. We don't want any custody battles just because you gave your name to everyone on the list, and they all answered with a resounding YES. Patience.
We even have a wonderful ignorable color-coded system to help you out. Red means the adopter is not around. Green means the adopter is around. Gold means the adopter is an admin, dark green means the adopter is a penis, and blue mean the adopter likes cheesecake.
ADOPTERS: Got time to kill? Did your plant die and you're too cheap to buy a dog? PWN a n00b today for fun and profit, or lack of anything better to do.
(Start again.)
If you'd like to help new users to "succeed" here (whatever that means to you), by providing mentorship, sign up here. Just a few things to keep in mind:
- Adopters should be available often to help their adoptees.
- Adopters should have a minimum of 500 edits.
- Adopters should not have any recent blocks (last 6 months) or vandalism (last 3 months).
- Adopters should not be current adoptees.
- Adopters of the past are here: Uncyclopedia:AAN/Adopters/Archive
Active adopters[edit]
| Adopter | Admin? | Accepting adoptees | Activity | On Uncyclopedia / Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Romartus | Yes | Yes. | Nearly always here. | I have been an Uncyclopedia editor 2008. Admin since 2012. Seen a lot.
You can talk to me here. |
| OnePunch | Indeed | Sure. | Here most of the time. | I am known to write funny occasionally.
You can talk to me here. |