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By Spike

The alligator and cow, however, did not return.

Bureaucrat Admin "Spike" seems to have endorsed the effort to regroup at "some location on the outside of Wikia," suddenly reappearing and even updating his user page to claim to account for a two-year "sabbatical." Says the new wiki runs adequately on his steam-powered vintage browser, as Wikia did not; and the new website tolerates Bare Nipple, which he claims does not matter to him.

Spike, no stranger to occupying two seats at the same time, has reclaimed his former portfolios, Votes for Deletion and UnNews, and has resumed contributing new content, including one news release imported from his two-year refuge at Miraheze.

Spike says he is enthusiastic about the "relaunch" of Uncyclopedia in the Great White North, and if anyone isn't square with that, it's "six weeks in the can" for them.