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Penis Piranha
By OnePunch
The Penis Piranha is not an animal to be laughed at, nor is it to be taken lightly. The penis piranha is a sub-species of piranha found in salt water lakes and rivers in Darwin, Northern Territory, Australia. It, along with the feared Drop Bears and Boxing Kangaroos, mostly attack tourists and visitors to the 'Sunburnt Land Down Under'. However, the penis piranha is also known to attack Aussies who go skinny dipping. The Penis Piranha only attacks the male of a species, presumably because its only food source is penises.
U.S. parties compete for control of 2021
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- America's two political parties have stepped up their competition to prove that each is a better choice for the events of — last year. Ex-President Donald Trump has spent the entire year out of office railing over flaws in the 2020 vote, but the Democratic Party conducted its own day-long retrospective on events of one year ago.
Return of the UnSignpost
By OnePunch
From the ashes with no help from either Llwy-ar-lawr or Snarglefoop, much like Luke Skywalker from Star Wars(minus a green Lightsaber), UnSignpost returns. The people of Uncyclopedia have gone without UnSignpost for nearly four years and due to popular demand, a total of zero people, asked for Unsignpost to return, and so, it has. Could this be permanent? Probably not.
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