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UnPoetia:Dave Matthews RULES
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- After football, in the rain
- Powder lines on his ass, we did the cocaine,
- Sweat and steroids fills up our brain
- Dave Matthews RULES, fag.
- American Eagle and Aeropostale,
- Gym was the only class I never failed,
- Beat up goth faggots who dress up real pale,
- Dave Matthews RULES, fag.
- That loser wore eyeliner, he was covered in black,
- With our size 12 Nikes, he got kicked in the sack
- Used my Jeep Durango, gave his leg a big crack,
- Dave Matthews RULES, fag.
- My fathers a lawyer, Joe's fathers a doc,
- I think of them both when I cum in my sock,
- But I have to hate queers, listen to shit rock,
- Dave Matthews RULES, fag.
- After I graduate, your groceries I'll bag,
- Get a girl knocked up, and make her my hag,
- I'll punch her jaw, when dinner tastes bad
- Dave Matthews RULES, fag.
- Dave Matthews RULES, fag.