UnPoetia:Ban Patrol Song
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Poetry for people who hate poetry |
- SUNG TO THE TUNE OF THE BED INTRUDER SONG
They're checking your contributions
Checking the edits in ya log
Tryna catch ya mishaps so ya'll betta
avoid a blank, just add on
avoid a blank, just add on
avoid a blank, just add on
And cease unaccepted edits because they got no patience for ya
No you don't need to come and confess
They're watching you
And every move, and every move
So you can follow da rules
follow da rules, follow da rules, follow da rules
Or get banned
Or, or get banned
Damn son, this is Wikia
You done left edits in ya log
You are so dumb, yes you are fucking stupid -- fo' shizzle
You are so, so, so, so very dumb
He logged off, left behind a list of edits
He's obviously in some deep shit, deep shit, deep shit, deep shit
They're checking your contributions
Checking the edits in ya log
Tryna catch ya mishaps so ya'll betta
avoid a blank, just add on
avoid a blank, just add on
avoid a blank, just add on
And cease unaccepted edits because they got no patience for ya
No you don't need to come and confess
They're watching you
And every move, and every move
So you can follow da rules
follow da rules, follow da rules, follow da rules
Or get banned
Or, or get banned
Banned for lifetime, made a username, seeking resurrection
Short name like Fingerbang69 with no for good edits done
He's coming back again, Frosty's ban finger is a hurt
He had his gosh-darn chance, not one edit conflict
He had this chance and proved himself a big dick
First thing he did when I was banned for three days
He updated ma' page, called me gay-- what douche
They're checking your contributions
Checking the edits in ya log
Tryna catch ya mishaps so ya'll betta
avoid a blank, just add on
avoid a blank, just add on
avoid a blank, just add on
And cease unaccepted edits because they got no patience for ya
No you don't need to come and confess
They're watching you
And every move, and every move
So you can follow da rules
follow da rules, follow da rules, follow da rules
Or get banned
Or, or get banned
Well obviously, we have a vandal on Uncyclopedia
You douche, you blanked our best page
For real, you're a meanie
For real, I hope you die
There's a ban patrol, son!
You are so screwed, you are so screwed
They're checking your contributions
Checking the edits in ya log
Tryna catch ya mishaps so ya'll betta
avoid a blank, just add on
avoid a blank, just add on
avoid a blank, just add on
And cease unaccepted edits because they got no patience for ya
No you don't need to come and confess
They're watching you
And every move, and every move
So you can follow da rules
follow da rules, follow da rules, follow da rules
Or get banned
Or, or get banned
They're checking your contributions
Checking the edits in ya log
Tryna catch ya mishaps so ya'll betta
avoid a blank, just add on
avoid a blank, just add on
avoid a blank, just add on
And cease unaccepted edits because they got no patience for ya
No you don't need to come and confess
They're watching you
And every move, and every move
So you can follow da rules
follow da rules, follow da rules, follow da rules
Or get banned
Or, or get banned