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UnNews talk:You Are Reading This Headline; About To Click On It
Brilliant. Sheer brilliance. --User:Nintendorulez 11:35, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
- seconded. 81.151.156.95 20:32, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
cool article
AGH! It's reading my mind!—Sir Mandaliet ♠ CUN PS VFH GN (talk) 12:00, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
I love it. Self-referential humor at its best. -- 
14:27, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
That was awesome. --Johnfn 19:47, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
I kind of like reading about myself. --Kinst 21:38, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
I was filled with an unquenching sadness upon the articles conclusion. It was like losing a good friend. ~Sir Rangeley 
GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 23:41, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
Yeah, so, umm... how do you nominate an article for a "featured article?" --JSF99 00:06, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
It's not really an article is it. 194.83.233.2 07:55, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
- It's still good though. ~ 15:57, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
Arglebump![edit]
My You're reading this article is unoriginal?!
Oh, well. This is news, that's an article.
??? 08:07, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
Wow[edit]
I remember reading this when I was knee-high to a housefly. And now it's finally a featured article! I didn't even know it was on VFH! -- 22:24, 27 January 2008 (UTC)
You[edit]
You may or may not have finished the article and are now on the talk page reading this sentence. Honestly. Didn't you get enough on the first page?!