UnNews talk:Uncyclopedia defends inept comedy at Supreme Court

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I think there should be an UnNews about the latest actions from The Onion. However, it is currently midnight here and I have no actual comedy strategy at the moment since I am very tried. If you want to start writing it and an actual title for it, I can add to it tomorrow. If not, that's fine. OnePunch 13:18, 4-Oct-22

Rewritten/retitled/featured. Thanks for the lead. I took the news at face value and grafted onto it some navelism, rather than distort the news. By the way, the Onion brief is masterful, making its point to the U.S. Supreme Court while never entirely playing it straight. The brief frequently uses itself as an example of the point it's making. These guys are the pros! On the other hand, there's nothing wrong with being the amateurs. Spıke 🎙️17:15 4-Oct-22

I like it. I passed it over to you since I knew you would do a better job than me with it. Also, I just realised how tired I was since I spelled it "tried". OnePunch 00:36, 5-Oct-22

Now you get another grammar lesson! "than" does not take any case!

You wrote	You mean
you would do a better job than me with it	you would do a better job with it than with me
you would do a better job than I with it	you would do a better job than I would do with it

See how it works? Violated continually in pop lyrics depending on what you need it to rhyme with.

Unfortunately, on rereading this UnNews, the final two paragraphs are a serious rant. Suggestions? Spıke 🎙️01:29 5-Oct-22

I minced words and threw in an analogy and it finishes a little better now. Spıke 🎙️01:46 5-Oct-22