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UnNews talk:Commentator seeks sainthood for BP
Dennis Miller did use the term "NAABP" this weekend--Didn't listen long enough to know if he developed the idea or what direction he took it in. My quotes from him are caricatures. Yes, I know Speedpass belongs to Mobil and the custom-blending gas pump belongs to Sunoco, but never let veracity stand in the way of a good article. Spıke Ѧ 00:17 19-Jul-10