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UnNews talk:Barack Obama had sex with a man in San Francisco
Feature! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon 
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:11, Aug 17
- The satire and wit in this UnNews far outclasses anything I have ever read.--Mr. Monkey
Pant-hoot here. 03:37, 17 August 2008 (UTC)
- Indeed, monkey. ~ Readmesoon
- I say we make Mr. 216.93.231.149 our head, neigh only, political reporter on the 2008 election! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent
04:54, 17 August 2008 (UTC)
- All for, say Eye, or I, or aye. I! ~ Readmesoon
- I say we make Mr. 216.93.231.149 our head, neigh only, political reporter on the 2008 election! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent
- Indeed, monkey. ~ Readmesoon
This is fucking shit and unfunny. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 128.232.242.178 (talk • contribs)
- Dude, it's a joke. A JOKE. MrN
Fork you! 21:07, Nov 8
- I'm with this IP, I just didn't get it. SK Sir Orian57Talk
RotM 23:38 8 November 2008
- I have to say, the phrase "This is fucking shit and unfunny" made me laugh, whereas this article didn't. I vote
For. featuring the above phrase instead of this fucking shit article. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 00:25, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
- For me, it's funny for the same reason that Mr winkler is GAY is funny. Although I think this version may have possibly been more intentional. MrN Fork you! 00:39, Nov 9
- For me, it's funny for the same reason that Mr winkler is GAY is funny. Although I think this version may have possibly been more intentional. MrN
- I have to say, the phrase "This is fucking shit and unfunny" made me laugh, whereas this article didn't. I vote
- I'm with this IP, I just didn't get it. SK Sir Orian57Talk
Jump on the goddamn bandwagon![edit]
I love. I truly love. Anyone who does not follow TLB and his troupe of magic dancing meme zombies shall promptly receive a face full of knife upon arrival. Now then, if you will all excuse me, I am going to write a hilarious follow up which will only be funny to people who have read this article, because that's what good satirists Uncyclopedians do. Yeah, I went there. Deal, druggies. sir
sysrq @ 22:50 Nov 8
- It looked like Hyperbole beat you to the follow up.UnNews:Kenneth_Starr_vows_to_investigate_Obama_sex_scandal--Mnbvcxz 00:17, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
On a more serious note, Second Header[edit]
Let's actually go through and check out this fine American's edits. I've compiled a list of favorites.
- He's clearly a dedicated political campaigner. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 23:17, 8 November 2008 (UTC)
Link every instance of the word gay?[edit]
Would linking every time the word gay appears be funny, or overkill for this article?--Mnbvcxz 00:17, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
- Just link the first one. I added a few other words linked to Gay, but do a few more if they make sense... Personally, I think it's more funny if we keep the encyclopaedic style. MrN Fork you! 00:22, Nov 9
11:09, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
"Endorsed by Conservapedia where lies just don't happen."... that phrase saved the whole article.--92.118.191.48 06:15, 16 November 2008 (UTC)