UnNews talk:Barack Obama had sex with a man in San Francisco

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Feature! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:11, Aug 17

The satire and wit in this UnNews far outclasses anything I have ever read.--Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 03:37, 17 August 2008 (UTC)
Indeed, monkey. ~ Readmesoon
I say we make Mr. 216.93.231.149 our head, neigh only, political reporter on the 2008 election! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 04:54, 17 August 2008 (UTC)
I'm for leaving all Uncyclopedia for 216.93.231.149 to edit. Then we'd have gay references for jokes in every article! -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 10:25, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
All for, say Eye, or I, or aye. I! ~ Readmesoon
Igh. Amy Rose 15:21, 8 November 2008 (UTC)
I have to agree this piece of UnNews is BRILLIANT!! All those gay references - not to mention San Francisco and Pablo - make it so hilarious I almost wet myself reading it! -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 15:22, 8 November 2008 (UTC)
Since when has "boy" been an adjective though? This slip mars an otherwise great article. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 07:45, 11 November 2008 (UTC)

This is fucking shit and unfunny. The preceding unsigned comment was added by 128.232.242.178 (talk • contribs)

Dude, it's a joke. A JOKE. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:07, Nov 8
I'm with this IP, I just didn't get it. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 23:38 8 November 2008
I have to say, the phrase "This is fucking shit and unfunny" made me laugh, whereas this article didn't. I vote Symbol for vote.svg For. featuring the above phrase instead of this fucking shit article. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 00:25, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
For me, it's funny for the same reason that Mr winkler is GAY is funny. Although I think this version may have possibly been more intentional. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:39, Nov 9

Jump on the goddamn bandwagon![edit]

I love. I truly love. Anyone who does not follow TLB and his troupe of magic dancing meme zombies shall promptly receive a face full of knife upon arrival. Now then, if you will all excuse me, I am going to write a hilarious follow up which will only be funny to people who have read this article, because that's what good satirists Uncyclopedians do. Yeah, I went there. Deal, druggies. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 22:50 Nov 8

It looked like Hyperbole beat you to the follow up.UnNews:Kenneth_Starr_vows_to_investigate_Obama_sex_scandal--Mnbvcxz 00:17, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
I know. Sarcasm! sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 03:52 Nov 9

On a more serious note, Second Header[edit]

Let's actually go through and check out this fine American's edits. I've compiled a list of favorites.

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Enjoy. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 23:14 Nov 8

He's clearly a dedicated political campaigner. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 23:17, 8 November 2008 (UTC)
A brilliant one at that. Wait a minute...is this Steve Schmidt? Come clean, now. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 23:29 Nov 8

Link every instance of the word gay?[edit]

Would linking every time the word gay appears be funny, or overkill for this article?--Mnbvcxz 00:17, 9 November 2008 (UTC)

Just link the first one. I added a few other words linked to Gay, but do a few more if they make sense... Personally, I think it's more funny if we keep the encyclopaedic style. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:22, Nov 9
Objects in mirror are gayer than they appear? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 11:09, 9 November 2008 (UTC)

3511a96ade0b60 full.png --User:Highfructose

"Endorsed by Conservapedia where lies just don't happen."... that phrase saved the whole article.--92.118.191.48 06:15, 16 November 2008 (UTC)