UnNews talk:Australian cops take on lettuce Mafia

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Talk on local blogs is that the next shortage will be tampons. I will do my part and avoid hoarding them. Spıke 🎙️16:38 11-Jun-22

Cole's[edit]

I assume that by Woolworths you meant Woolworth's. We Yanks are out of Woolworth's, also K-Mart, Sears (they bought them to go bankrupt together), and now Howard Johnson's (28 flavors).

If by Coles you meant Cole's, shame on you for missing an obvious cabbage pun! Spıke 🎙️16:44 11-Jun-22

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